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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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For @sixieandiknowit, Four and Six wearing tuxedos, but they put their own spin on it.

Prompt 3/?

[Image: Quick watercolor painting, mostly in blue tones. The Fourth Doctor, wearing a black tuxedo but still wrapped in his multicolor scarf, looking awkward, staring at Six, who’s proudly holding the lapels of his own tuxedo, which is actually a patchwork of several, slightly different suits.]

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Actually acquiring holy water isn’t that hard at all. I recently heard somebody explain that holy water is really just tap water that was blessed and… yeah 

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… The one thing that keeps bugging me about the plot is that Crowley needed an entire heist crew to get some holy water. I’d always been lead to believe that it’s just… There in Catholic churches?

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You’d be correct. It’s right next to the entrance for church goers to place their fingers in and make the sign of the cross. 

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It’s at the fucking door for Christ’s (literal) sake.

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he’s either stupid, or thinks that holy water surely must be super protected or something. It’s not like he’s going around churches much. I mean I didn’t know about holy water just being there either. 

THAT or he tried to get Aziraphale’s attention 

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OH THANKS now I’m gonna be imagining a version of Good Omens starring Kelley and Nimoy for...
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Good Omens (2019)

apathetic-revenant

OH THANKS now I’m gonna be imagining a version of Good Omens starring Kelley and Nimoy for THE REST OF THE NIGHT

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I think you mean BEST AU and YOU’RE WELCOME

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lord help me I can’t believe I did this

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The fact that you could probably cast it either way, I think, is why it would work

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on the one hand, I’m sure Literal Beam of Sunshine DeForest Kelley would excel at playing a sweet, adorkable, constantly-a-bit-flustered angel, and I feel like Nimoy could definitely pull off the I-take-myself-quite-seriously-but-secretly-I’m-also-a-huge-dork vibe for Crowley, plus I could see him driving a Bentley. (I don’t know why exactly, but I can.)

on the other hand, a fussy, pedantic, nerdy, constantly-on-his-dignity, nervous about breaking rules but when he breaks them he breaks them hard angel isn’t that far from Spock, and a sarcastic, cynical, much more softhearted than he’d like you to think, mostly-fell-because-he-asked-too-many-questions demon isn’t that far from McCoy, and Kelley did play a lot of bad guys before Trek…

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#this is a really bad time for me to suddenly want to actually read go to do it justice as all the library copies are on hold

as soon as I saw your tags I had the impulse to say “oh you can borrow my copy” before I realized the several reasons that wouldn’t work.

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Both of these explanations are excellent. Clearly we need this as one of those plays where the actors learn both parts and switch halfway through, or play it through twice.

We shall call it…Good Sponesmens. (Good Spomens?)

I would love to borrow your book, but I have a feeling that it would cost significantly less for me just to buy one than to show up at your door. Ah, online friendships…

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Cinematic Parallels

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Pinky Ring Parallels

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as if i’ve never said the words, i want - i want you first
only thing that can quench my thirst: i want you first, i want you first

“Please, angel. Please.”

He was kneeling, sunglasses off, hands open: he was on his knees in front of Aziraphale, who was wringing his hands together, seated at his desk, completely uncertain.

“I’m not at all sure it’s a good idea—”

“We’ve done it before.”

“By accident. And it left its mark on you.”

Hell, yes, it had: his ears had rung for a week, he’d seen spots and flashes before his eyes for longer still, he’d felt sunburnt right through to the heart of him, and it really didn’t matter at all, because:

“It was fucking incredible.”

Aziraphale puffed an exasperated breath and stood up, nearly knocking Crowley sprawling; he moved as if preoccupied, not entirely aware that he had a body or that Crowley did. That was a good sign. Perhaps his attention was Elsewhere. Crowley could work with that.

He nudged: “And you liked it too.”

Aziraphale turned to him, face anguished: “That doesn’t mean we should do it again!”

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ONCE AGAIN

I don’t even watch this show nor do I know AT ALL what this is referring to but I was SCREAMING god bLESS

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