[meltingpenguins]

Literally playing devil’s advocate here… (good omens meta)

Picking up from this post about how Hell’s more virtuous at bottom line than Heaven:

What if the reason Hell (esp. Hastur and Ligur) is so unhappy with Crowley’s lack of craftsmanship because he’s providing cheap, massproduced souls, nothing of quality.

We don’t know what exactly souls are needed for in the GO verse, but let’s speculate:

let’s assume souls are an energy source when armageddon comes.

Mass-produced, ‘simply and obnoxiously vile’ (think current US administration) souls are like cheap batteries. Sure, you got a lot, but they are pretty much useless.

And they produce paperwork.

‘proper souls’ (we know Hell has a most composers e.g.) might go and help Hell prosper. Bring stuff up to date, become proper demons themselves etc.

What Crowley’s thus doing with his mass production is: he’s hindering Hell.

Now remember that Crowley’s probably not the only angel who was cast from Heaven for asking questions. But he got to enjoy life up on earth, while everyone else has to deal with the additional work he’s causing AND thn he has the audacity to stop the sole chance the other demons had for a bit of better life… because he, lbr, thinks he’s better than them… (on the show. In book and script he’s more worried about humans and earth. while he does think he’s better than other demons… it’s not as… overwhelming as on the show)

this is the kind of self-righteous you’d expect from God… lbr

[strangelyineffable]

[gaysails]

good omens + angels in america

[strangelyineffable]

[crowleys-snek-walk]

you know what fucks me up

“i’ll give you a lift, anywhere you want to go” and then fucking decades later “look, wherever you are, i’ll come to you”

crowley is literally the Most Devoted and i can’t live like this

[noirandchocolate]

[tuinendraws]

I reread Maskerade recently and wanted to draw the chandelier scene.

I’ve mentioned before that I like painting gold, but this particular piece had me thinking that maybe, just maybe, it might be possible to have too much of a good thing…

[ladyyatexel]

[finjigoga]

From “Une semaine de bonté” (A Week of Kindness) by Max Ernst, 1934.

[crackyfanfic]

[curriebelle]

Me, normally: just love sneks. love everythin about the lil danger noodles from their boopable snoots to their wee wiggletails

Me, finding out from google that snakes don’t have eyelids so I have to go back through 33,000 words of fic and delete every time I wrote “Crowley blinked”: Shit. fucking shit. fucking fuck. You’re the devil’s pasta, fuck off.

[curriebelle]

soaringsparrows:

concept: snake!crowley has eyelids because nobody told him this fact either

@soaringsparrows ohmfg you’re a heckin lifesaver

[happifying-things]

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

I’m not nice! Nice is a four letter wor–

*smooch*

[darkstrangerx]

[everythingfox]

Wolf pup howling for the first time

[cosm-ixx]

BABY

[ariaste]

the restored Bentley but now it’s turning everything into ABBA instead of Queen