[weaver-z]

I’ve come to make an announcement. Anthony Crawly is a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. He melted my fucking husband, that’s right, he took his holy fucking consecrated water out and he melted my friend and he said his water was T H I S HOLY. I said that’s disgusting SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST TO THE FORCES OF HELL. Crowley the demon, the water in that plant mister was normal water, it’s just like holy water except way less consecrated, and guess what? Here’s what OUR holy water is like. Look at that, it’s like twelve pitchers filling up a bathtub. He killed my husband so guess what? I’m gonna kill him! That’s right, this is what you get! MICHAEL’S HOLY WATER ON YOUR HEAD! Except it’s not just going on your head. It’s going everywhere. You’re getting in the BATH! How do you like that, Aziraphale? I’m murdering your DEMON BOYFRIEND you IDIOT! You have 23 seconds before we rrrrOLL you into the fucking bath, now get in there before I dunk you myself.

[critgemhero]

So has anyone had the headcanon yet that when Aziraphale and Crowley got back to Crowley’s place that night, they finally confessed to loving each other and that at some point during it one of them said “You mean the world to me” and therefore that’s why when Crowley said “To the world” and Aziraphale said it back, it was the softest and most drenched in love exchange I’ve ever heard in my life?

[queenofmoons]

• French revolutionaries: *try to execute Aziraphale*
• Crowley: You can't do that. He's baby.

[muyenbroma]

can’t rush things now!!

[notthebestomens]

Aziraphale, introducing Crowley after a week of dating: This is Crowley, my-

Aziraphale’s internal monologue: friend? No. Best friend? NO. Mate? Pal? Chum? Probably not I mean they’re synonyms for friend. Buddy? He’s not a dog! Mate could work- I’m NOT AUSTRALIAN get it TOGETHER ZEE- okay let’s see, boyfriend? no no too forward- partner? sounds like we’re MARRIED (WHICH I DON’T OBJECT TO, BUT)- HUsBaND? wh. What the fu-

Crowley: any day now

Aziraphale, panicking: my dude

[ineffectualdemon]

Aziraphale isn’t nice.

He isn’t.

He would have killed Adam if he could, makes mafia men vanish without caring where they go and makes traffic wardens notebooks explode.

He is not a nice person.

But he wants to be.

Heaven doesn’t need or want him to be nice. He’s supposed to just do as he’s told and maintain the party line and strike down vengence when needed. 

He is meant to be a tool, a sword. 

But he wants to be nice. 

He wants to be nice and soft and not hurt people and eat sushi and protect books that represent humanity in all their wonderful imagination and thirst for knowledge. 

He gives them the sword to keep Adam and Eve safe because while he’s supposed to be a threat to them he wants to do the right thing even if that isn’t what he’s been told to do. 

He tries to stop the end of the world because he thinks that’s the right thing to do. 

Because he worries and he doubts about what is and isn’t the right thing to do and he wants to do good things. 

Empathy comes much more naturally to Crowley, possibly because he has suffered in a way that Aziraphale hasn’t. 

But empathy does not come naturally to Aziraphale and he doesn’t know how to be a good person especially when being a good person is in direct contradiction to being a good angel. 

But he want to be good SO MUCH. 

And as someone who is maybe not a naturally “nice” person I really feel for Aziraphale on that. Because he fucks up. He hurts the person who he loves and who has shown him the most love in his life and he tries to kill Adam and generally messes up but he still tries to be good. Tries to be nice. 

And in the end. 

At the very end that’s the choice he makes. 

He knows he should be nothing but a sword but instead he chooses to the Right Thing because he wants to be a good person

And that is a very very human way to be

[senator-organa]

forehead touch…

[emily-escott]

Okay one more but with c o l o r

[spacetimecaravals]

[legallyhaunted]

concept: crowley invented the idea of body positivity. he reported it as “a way to increase vanity in humans” but it was actually because gabriel made another comment about aziraphale’s weight and fuck that.