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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ineffably-ineffable

“So, thanks to three computer hacks, selected bribery, and me moving some markers across a field one night”

This scene kills me.

The fact that Crowley showed up to hell looking like that. I love 70’s Crowley so much.

The fact that he tries to glaze over the fact that he definitely ran around some wet London field at night to move some posts around.

The fact that it definitely wasn’t just “one night”, he probably spent a week just lurking on a construction site.

The fact that everyone else in hell is so extraordinary unamused.

“Can I get a wahoo?”

The *faint booing* from all the demons.

It’s perfect

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ppl who write aziraphale as being self conscious about his weight and how it might makes him unattractive are Weak

why would an immortal being of love give a fuck if he’s Soft?

if you want him to be a delicate virginal flower, there’s a million other things he can be self conscious about like:

  1. oh dear that noise i made was certainly a Thing
  2. what do i do with my HANDS 
    1. where do they GO
  3. how does one be Sexy
  4. needing someone to show him how to touch them bc he’s only ever done it to himself if that.

anyway aziraphale has no reason to be self conscious about his weight & falling back on the trope that anyone with a tummy = ashamed of their body is bad characterization and unimaginative, thanks for coming to my TED talk

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