[babblingfishes]

I wanna talk about Sandalphon. Sandalphon creeps the fuck out of me.

I’ve seen a lot of people making Uriel out to be the violent angel, since they’re the one who gets in Aziraphale’s face when the angels corner him. But Sandalphon is the one who punches him in the gut.

And from the very outset, he creeps the fuck out of Aziraphale, too. Aziraphale can fake that angelic smile for the other angels. That disappears every time he’s face to face with Sandalphon, and Sandalphon doesn’t so much smile as bare his teeth.

Aziraphale says he met him at the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, where he nervously explains that Sandalphon “did a lot of smiting and turning people into salt. Hard to forget.”

The guy seems to be a fan of war. The only real opinion he expresses in the whole show is that it’s “about time” for War to show up.

And although Sandalphon knows a lot more about Earth things than Gabriel, it’s incredibly obvious that he’s never really spoken to humans or even listened much to them.

So here’s my guess: Sandalphon mostly comes down to Earth to smite people. And he would be perfectly happy to smite other beings, too, if Gabriel said the word.

And Aziraphale knows this.

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

I convinced my roommate that Crowley invented pumpkin spice lattes

[jonnlock]

That sigh of relief Crowley and Aziraphale have when Crowley transports them to a different place before the devil shows up and they get to have their wings out. That release of physical repression. Wow.

[conspiring-limabean]

What I know of Good Omens from only tumblr posts:

- One Guy has a believable angel name that sounds nice, the other has both the appearance and name of a very clever weed dealer

- there’s a snake? Eyes?

- nonbinary ace gays

- imagine gardening but, like, horror genre

[onemoore]

Sometimes when I’m trying to tag Good Omens things, my phone changes Ineffable Husbands to Ineffective Husbands and I fucking love it.

[xandwyrms]

‘Crawly’ more like Sprawly because once he got legs he decided they needed to be EVERYWHERE

[ugyaaa]

I can’t make beautiful fanart for this series so I’ll just make this instead

[doks-aux]

Gabriel: Come on, they have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs.

Beelzebub: You’re an idiot. They’re so obviously mammals.

Gabriel: Please! She’d be in estrus 24/7 if she didn’t lay eggs!

Beelzebub: Smurfs don’t lay eggs! I won’t tell you this again. Papa Smurf has a fucking beard. They’re mammals!

[fatsoupy]

aziraphale in a dress. that is all

[our-smooty]

You win Tumblr, I’m gonna watch Good Omens