[darkstrangerx]

[theothersideofthechair]

Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

[the-last-hair-bender]

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

[redfacesmiley]

[evemarieoftheearth]

I’m quite happy, one of my favourite fanfic authors - rainjoyswriting on livejournal - has fallen in to the Good Omens fandom, wahoo! They’ve written three stories so far and you should check them out!

The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
The Language of Flowers
Once Meek, and a Perilous Path

[redfacesmiley]

oh my god these are TREMENDOUS. I’m ass deep in The Language of Flowers and screaming about it.

also LOL at their comment “while Neil Gaiman says he needs a long rest before even *thinking* about a second season and I respect that, I don’t think he realises that all we actually want is for each episode to be Aziraphale reading while Crowley sleeps with his head in his lap for an hour at a time” i legit would watch all six hours of that. i’m not fucking around, I would

[darkstrangerx]

[darkstrangerx]

[prokopetz]

A tip for smutfic writers: the word “sizeable” will never be sexy in any context whatsoever.

[sinriel]

“Idris Elba brought me roses and a sizeable homemade tiramisu.”

[nightfalltwen]

That is the sexiest sentence I have ever read.

[montereybayaquarium]

We may have octopushed him too far with this pun…

Cephalopods are quick-change artists. Like a living LCD screen, their skin can flicker and flash, or create complex patterns for camouflage and communication. The stripes, spots, and speckles of cephalopods are created by concentrated channels of chromatophores: tiny sacs of pigment that stretch and crumple to create their constantly changing patterns.

[bmouse]

[biorobo]

(°П°）

[strangelyineffable]

[ghosty-graveyard]

it’s cold in the morning, in winter, in london.

a heating mat makes it just a little more bearable.

[bmouse]

[buttastic]

it’s 4am have you guys thought about cliffjumper’s ass tires lately

[parallelpie]

I’m glad this has been brought to my attention

[dreadedloreenkid]

Catherine Tate really went the fuck off as Donna Noble. She didn’t have to, she was just a big name comedian doing a Christmas Special for fun but she made Donna the best companion since Sarah Jane and touched the hearts of millions. Iconic

[mielpetite]

Lest I forget the other half that made this possible, a little Pterry from Inktober. (Sold, but fondly remembered) ❤️