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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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crowley and aziraphale worked together to make costco and they’re both very proud of it

just,, imagine

aziraphale: I’ve put a lot of effort in to this. It’s a very large store where you can buy things in bulk for a fairly reasonable price. It’ll do a lot of good for families with a lower income, and they also provide other services such as optometry!

crowley: >:)

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im right and you know it i went to costco yesterday and i swear to god i almost lost a toe but i got three boxes of captain crunch so its okay good omens aziraphale crowley gomens yeehaw brother
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Mr Tyler: Are you a man or a woman?

Aziraphale: I’m an angel

Mr Tyler: Yes but what’s in your trousers

Aziraphale: *pulls a bag of m&ms out of his pocket* Snacks!

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Mr Tyler: Are you a man or a woman?

Crowley: No

Mr Tyler: But… no, what’s in your trousers

Crowley: *pulls out a pair of sunglasses and puts them on over the pair he’s already wearing* *walks away*

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