[niceprophecies]

[larygosomens]

I am learning to make gifs after all these years because of you know what.

[niceprophecies]

[forineffablereasons]

crowley, flirtatiously: can i perhaps tempt you to a spot of–
aziraphale: fucking? absolutely
crowley, after a long stunned silence: i was going to say lunch
aziraphale: oh! well yes that does sound nice too
crowley: no, let’s–let’s do your thing

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[mysteriie]

CRAZY fanfic idea: what if these two agreed to just tell eachother “I Love You” normally, once

[discoursefreegoodomens]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 💙💙💙

[bunjywunjy]

[lopoddityart]

I’m sure this idea’s been done before, but I wanted to take my own crack at it. Wooloo is such a cute, innocuous looking pokemon, I thought it’d be neat if it evolved into a monster. The name, Wooloover, is a play on “wool-over”, as in to pull the wool over someone’s eyes….mixed with the phrase “wolf in sheep’s clothing”. Wooloo evolves via moonstone!

[calamity-bean]

Broke: The fire picture is just Crowley’s lockscreen background and he doesn’t have a contact photo for Aziraphale

Woke: The fire picture IS Aziraphale’s contact photo, and Crowley chose it as a subtle way of indicating that he thinks Aziraphale is hot

[trusthimhesadoctor]

[calamity-bean]

Appreciation post for the very stylish pinky ring Aziraphale has been wearing consistently, at all times, in every time period, for more than 6,000 years.

[calamity-bean]

and what about it?

[ragpicker-and-poet]

P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves (1934)

‘Jeeves,’ I said, ‘I feel like a lost child that has found its mother.’
‘Indeed, sir?’
‘If you don’t mind me calling you a mother?’
‘Not at all, sir.’
‘Thank you, Jeeves.’

[ladyyatexel]

[previouslyonsailormoon]

Ad for a Jumbo Sticker that “really stands out!”, an early promotional item, from the March 1992 issue of Nakayoshi.

[ladyyatexel]

[dreamerofderse]

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

[bunjywunjy]

I thought I was supposed to be meeting someone at a coffee shop this afternoon but I fucked up the day so I guess I just wasted 5 bucks on a spinach apple ginger almond smoothie that just tastes like spinach :/