A couple of days ago was National Selfie Day and I had to do this…
Crowley and Aziraphale are two nonbinary celestial entities in an asexual relationship and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Aphobes do NOT fucking interact
Aphobes do NOT fucking interact
dsed 364: “Whenever I’m about to do something I think, “Would an idiot do that?” And if they would, I do not do that thing.”
So I’m just gonna be thinking about an Office-style Hell sitcom until that happens. (inspo from @thegoodomensdumpster)
my favourite thing to do is imagine which mild inconveniences we can attribute to crowley. (i hope this joke is still relevant)
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Anonymous asked:
Top 5 Good Omens headcanons?
hm…. ok that one’s hard
Crowley will nap in the shape of a snake sometimes, he eats like a snake, and if he eats too much he needs to sleep.
Shadwell had a crush on Crowley in the 70s
Aziraphale thinks gender is silly, Crowley rubs his demonic little hands all over the spectrum and picks what he wants
Crowley doesn’t really “seduce” and he is amused by depictions of demons being like that™
Pestilence is an anti-vaxx mum now
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goodomensgayness
Michael Sheen says in interviews that he “decided early on that Aziraphale was in love with Crowley,” and in context it sounds like he’s referring to when he read the script. But he read the book in his early 20′s, and he’s acting like a fanboy whose lifelong mission was to make sure Good Omens was as gay as it needed to be. “Early on” means he’s been waiting for this moment for 30 years. He cannot convince me otherwise.