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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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me pointing to aziraphale: his moral philosophy is a roulette wheel. perfectly willing to kill men and children. absolute hedonist. the most manipulative character on the show with his puppy eyes and faux sad expressions. grade A bitch.

me shielding crowley: no please the only crime he has ever committed was stealing aziraphale’s heart

i mean it’s not a lie good omens ineffable husbands
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Anonymous asked:

Its weird but I like reading the more... explicit good omens fic, but in canon I honestly could never see them as have sex? Idk if anybody else has this disconnect with them though

i dont think it’s weird at all! there’s a lot of things i like to see in fic that I’d NEVER want to see in canon.

to me there’s a huge difference between fandom and the source material, fandom is kind of just going “hey what if i changed this or added this or took away this other thing,” and can be as close to canon as you interpret it or as far from canon as you interpret it as you want

asks i think a lot of people are like this with these two tbh