No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

Good Omens Goods

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Watch Good Omens TV show online - How to watch the show

All six 55 minutes episodes od this brilliant show with David Tennant and Michael Sheen in the main roles can be watched online on Amazon Prime.

Get Good Omens DVD

Yesss. Good Omens DVDs and Blu-rays are coming, we don’t know yet how many deleted scenes, bloopers or behind the scenes we will get or when is the release day, but they are available for pre-order:

Good Omens Soundtrack

62 brilliant songs by David G. Arnold from the TV show in digital form available now and CDs for pre-order (comes out on UK amazon July 5 and on UK amazon July 26).

**Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch - *masterpost***

1990 novel by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman that can be obtained in many different version, both as paperback or a hardback.

Illustrated Good Omens - masterpost

A version of Good Omens containing delicious illustrations by Paul Kidby. Also containing using a new definitive text, agreed by Neil Gaiman and the Terry Pratchett Estate.

Good Omens Script Book - masterpost

Book containing the scripts for the Good Omens TV show. Furthermore there are bits that didn’t make it to the screen (some small ones, some large deleted scenes) and also some funny remarks by Neil Gaiman (such as ‘No, I don’t know how we show this on television either.’)

The Nice and Accurate Good Omens TV Companion - masterpost

Book containing a lot of Good Omens show behind the scenes info, insights, fun facts, interviews with the cast, and also 200 stuning color photographs

Good Omens Audiobook and The BBC Radio 4 dramatisation

If you prefer to listen to books, you can either choose the unabridged Good Omens audio book - 12h 33m narrated by Martin Jarvis:

Or the BBC Radio 4 dramatisation - 4h 19m. Fun fact - Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett have a cameo there ;).

Good Omens Pin Badges

Beautiful pin badges available in both a devilish black & gold and and angelic white & silver.

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Official Good Omens inspired Nail Polish

Two sets of nail polish inspired by Good Omens.

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Good Omens Perfume Oils

Perfume oil blands presented in an amber apothecary glass vial, made by charitable, not-for-profit venture: proceeds from every single bottle are split between the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund, which works to preserve and protect the First Amendment rights of the comics community, and the Orangutan Foundation UK, which works to actively preserve orangutan habitats while supporting long-term research projects that benefit orangutans. Many options to choose from! :)

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Added the Good Omens Perfume Oils! Oh dear, there are so many options! :))

‘A Complex, Wiggly Sigil’, A Flaming Sword, Agnes Nutter, An Ineffable Game, Anathema Device, Annales Veteris et Novi Testamenti, Aziraphale, Beelzebub, Crowley, Deeds of the Day, Don’t Touch, Evil Does Not Sleep, Famine Perfume, Hastur, He’d Been an Angel Once, Jasmine Cottage, Lihur, Madame Tracy, Mr. Young, Nanny Ashtoreth, Old-Fashioned Satanists, Pepper, Pollution, Shadwell, Sister Mary Loquacious, Slate-Black Clouds Tumbled Over Eden, ‘The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast That is Called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness’, The Buggre Alle This Bible, ‘The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch’, ‘Three Rounds, One Fall, No Submission’, War and Wensleydale. :) sooo many

assiraphales

lmao if I was a demon I’d hate crowley too like here u r w a shitty office job in the depths of hell, not a window in sight or god forbid fresh air, w bugs everywhere, wearing rags, surrounded by other ugly bastards who are jam packed like sardines, and then there’s anthony j crowley roaming earth for the past 6000 years, tempting people here and there, but basically allowed to do whatever he pleases all the while looking fashionable and Fresh…..like damn

assiraphales

hastur & ligur’s main complaints about crowley were that he was enjoying himself too much and wore sunglasses when he didn’t need them…..that’s it. that’s what they were bitching about. they’re just jealous. it doesn’t help that crowley is the type of demon who would have one strand out of place and complain about a bad hair day while poor hastur over there had a frog growing out of his head