[good-omens-fanart]

[dotstronaut]

A sleepy, clingy snake makes bad jokes to distract from the neediness.

This is a request from @get-thee-behind-me-foul-fiend based on this text post by @on-our-own-side

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

buttsoclock asked:

re: "nice is a four letter word" -- You hear him start to say more after that, sounds like "I will not have" before they're interrupted. I think he was going to say something like "Nice is a four-letter word I will not have used to describe me" or something like that, but if you don't catch that it kind of sounds like he's just angrily pointing out that he can count the letters and it seems odd xD

Oh yes :). Plus, as the wonderful people replied at the original post, a four-letter word is an euphemism for a curse. ‘Nice’ is an insult for Crowley. :)

[blueberryblowfly]

Pure Adoration

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Glarefully.

[darkstrangerx]

[subcorax]

in an effort to keep the cats from getting fur all over clean quilts i’m going to try to apply the “if there is a circle, a cat will sit in it” maxim by hoping that if there is a different colored box of blanket on the bed, they will lie on it

[subcorax]

update: it took less than a minute for them to find and lie on it. mission success

[thatswhywelovegermany]

[willkommen-in-germany]

Fun Fact

When we have the hiccups, in Germany, we say someone is thinking of you.

In German hiccups = der Schluckauf. Jemand denkt an dich./Es denkt jemand an dich.

[niceprophecies]

[chocolama-stuff]

Coming back with gorgeous husbands  ( ◡‿◡ *)

[roachleakage]

[trashcanniballecter]

I just saw someone refer the Aziraphale as having “low key Guy Fieri hair” and I’m having an existential crisis. Like I Know Angel Baby is hitting Ye Olde Flavour Towne on the reg but you can’t just say these things.

[ladyyatexel]

Let’s give it up for Casey from AAA replacing my damn car battery

[ladyyatexel]

Please meet my special visitor. This kitty popped up on my porch last Monday full of burrs and a tick on their neck. I removed the tick and the burrs and now we are Friends. I’m very into kitty’s dramatic eyeshadow which turns out not to be bald spots, just permanent pizzazz of the misfits makeup.

Kitty is soft and sweet and friendly and runs to greet me every morning and every evening. We have food and hang out.