[americanwhovian]

*drives through the M25* this is fine

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[purplealmonds]

Here’s a sketch in the works depicting a Good Omens headcanon of mine that Crowley tempted Aziraphale into eating fruits in the Garden of Eden, which became the seed of the latter’s fondness of human foodstuffs further down the line. Rambly story bits below the cut! 

(Psst! I’ve colored in this sketch. If you want to see, here’s the link!)

[quadlinda]

although I understood anathema doesn’t see auras like that it still didn’t stop me ( ˘⌣˘)♡

[pbeltarts]

Guess what I started watching

[sleepyskele]

Ok, I just…the whole petition thing made me laugh really hard and just

Crowd of people: Good Omens has to get cancled!

Crowley, walking past and overhearing the whole thing: Yeah…take it down from Netflix

Crowd of People: Take it down from Netflix!!

Crowley: *snickering*

[assiraphales]

aziraphale’s computer is fully equipped w solitaire, minesweeper, and space pinball …..

[panic-flavored]

not to be dramatic but the way Crowley says “…..it burned down, ‘member?” when Aziraphale momentarily forgets about the fate of his bookshop is so unbelievably careful and consoling and TENDER, like I know we all love to focus on the invitation to stay at his flat afterwards but like… the way Tennant delivers that line is just so sweet and heartbreaking, like he’s ready to pull his angel in for a hug at the slightest indication of a lip-quiver

[manywinged]

obsessed with the significance of the scene in the good omens book when satan is about to arrive and aziraphale remarks “i’d just like to say, if we don’t get out of this, that… i’ll have known deep down inside, that there was a spark of goodness in you” and crowley responds “i’ll have known that, deep down inside, you were just enough of a bastard to be worth liking” and honestly just the tiniest bit disappointed that they went off script when including it in the miniseries despite the lovely setting of it in the closing scene when they’re on their date at the ritz because the fact they they’re both convinced it’s their last moment alive together and decide that the most important thing they can say to one other before they part is that they’ve always had faith in each other, because they both know that no one else in heaven or hell ever has (including themselves) has me curled up in the recovery position on the floor feeling rather frightfully ill this fine afternoon

[linipik]

Crowley using sheer force of will and imagination to move his car through flames

[patricianandclerk]

tbh can you imagine how fucked up it would have been if crowley went to heaven in aziraphale’s body, and instead of the hellfire, they gave him… more of the usual treatment they have with aziraphale, even as he’s being weird and fucking up. because like. the amount of slack heaven has given aziraphale for six thousand years has honestly been insane, and i wouldn’t be that surprised

like, can you imagine crowley walking up, fully expecting them to try and kill him, and instead he gets like, an office review

where gabriel is like, “listen, aziraphale, your performance on earth, we genuinely thought you were doing excellently, but this stuff with crowley got super out of hand, and to be honest, i’m really hurt right now because you lied to us all that time… but miracles still got done, you know?  you still did a good job, even if you portioned it out with a demon, and based on what we’re looking at here, a lot of your miracles were way more traditional and had a bigger impact than crowley’s, which were, uh… sorry, sandalphon, what did you call it?”

“mass-produced.”

“yeah, mass-produced, no craftsmanship, you know? and we… we get it, aziraphale. you were on earth too long. we didn’t give you enough support, we didn’t look after you enough, and that’s on earth - angels aren’t meant to be in a physical body for so long! of course you were tempted, and i mean, this crowley dude? the original tempter. and uh, you know,” and gabriel kinda looks at a picture of him and tilts his head back and forth and is like “well i don’t see it but sandalphon says he’s a looker”

“he is,” sandalphon says sagely as crowley inwardly is like what the fu–

“so like. i don’t know, champ. where do we go from here?”

“from here?” crowley repeats.

“Yeah, aziraphale. what do you want us to do, huh? i mean… you haven’t Fallen, which means that, um, which means that, uh, you know, you haven’t gone too far, but like… we don’t want to see you go too far, you know? but i don’t know if maybe… well, i mean. listen. you’ve been great, okay? you’ve been… you know, these are all mistakes, but there’s been some good stuff in there.”

“R– right…?”

“but we just feel it’s better to kinda. end your relationship with this office.”

“to Fall?”

“no, no, pal, not to Fall, we don’t want you to fall, we’re thinking more… semi-permanent retirement. er, with benefits. just– you know, we want you on our side, when it all goes bad again - and it’s gonna, aziraphale, don’t you worry about that - but right now, we don’t want you in the office, we want to give you some– sandalphon?”

“compassionate leavings.”

“compassionate leavings,” gabriel repeats.

“compassionate leave?” crowley repeats.

“uh, pretty sure sandalphon said it was compassionate leavings. anyway, so… i don’t know, do you want to make a statement, or… or say something?” and crowley is looking across this fucking table of gabriel, uriel, and sandalphon, and uriel has just been silent.

and he’s like, “well, what do you think? uh… on the end? there?”

and uriel is like “i think we should kill you. i got outvoted.”

and crowley is like, “WELL GREAT NO STATEMENTS UH, I’M GONNA… GO… THEN… THANKS…?”

“cool, great. well. bye.”

and then you  have crowley like, to aziraphale, HEY SO HEAVEN UM WHAT THE FUCK

and aziraphale is like “ugh i know right they suck so much” and crowley is like ?????? have you been– have they been like this the whole time???