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andhumanslovedstories

Can you imagine being the gentlemen of the discreet gentlemen’s club who are trying so hard to flirt with this very odd man who couldn’t be more enthusiastic about dance lessons and always brings the best wine, and you get nowhere, absolutely nowhere with him to the point where you’re all wondering if he’s one of Those Men who are so absolutely dense to subtext that he believes this really is just a discreet gentlemen’s club for gentlemen to be discreet about nothing more than billiards and drinking*, and then one day the very odd man comes in with another very odd man in all black and sunglasses, who walks so much from the hips that he looks like he’s about to tip over and moves his arms like he isn’t fully certain what they’re supposed to be doing but he’s having a good time with them, and then all the discreet gentlemen look at each other with sudden realization, because ah. Yes. The very odd man is already taken. By this other very odd man. Alright everyone, let’s line up for the gavotte.

*to reference a different Terry Pratchett work, the gay club equivalent of the men who turn up to the Seamstresses Guild in hopes of getting their socks darned, and for whom that is absolutely not innuendo for anything

good omens
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Crowley: Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.

Aziraphale: Wait- no. Please, I-

Crowley: Did you know there are over 10,000 species of birds?

Aziraphale: What..?

Crowley: And that bees are dying at an alarming rate?

Aziraphale: I-

Crowley: Get your jacket, love. We’re gonna save some bees.

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slightlyrebelliouswriter23

i’ll have you know that i know not a single thing about good omens and yet this “christians petition netflix to cancel good omen tv adaptation made by amazon” phenomenon and neil gaiman being an absolute snarkmaster like “i see you’ve taken this special time to publicly humiliate yourselves and i admire your total dedication to the cause” and reblogging/retweeting the hell out of all of it is just fucking comedy GOLD and i will most definitely be buying the book/watching the series now, if only to support this anarchy.

but also because ive heard its great i mean its about satan so good omens neil gaiman