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neil-gaiman

nicolauda asked:

Hi Neil, I absolutely loved the show after having loved the book for over a decade, and am perusing the script book with delight. I was wondering what drove the decision to show the brutality of Jesus's crucifixion. There isn't a lot of detailed gore in the show otherwise and I was pretty surprised with the decision to show the nails literally going through his wrists and so on. Just wondering about the choices behind that?

I don’t know how you’d show a brutal execution of a human being like that without showing that it’s a brutal execution. It’s a slow and awful method of murder.

amuseoffyre

Crossing Paths

Okay, so I will freely admit that as soon as I did the Sodom and Gomorrah chapter, I got thinking about this scene and had to write it. I’m also playing a bit fast-and-loose with the years, because funnily enough, no one knows exactly when they were and no two theologians seem to agree on anything.


1448BC - Mount Sinai

All things considered, it had all gone rather well.

While Moses was not entirely comfortable with non-hieroglyphic letters, he had paid close attention as Aziraphale helpfully explained what each of the commandments were. Most of them were common sense, but humans did tend to need some very direct instructions from time to time.

They were quite beautiful too, inscribed into smooth slabs of polished stone, and still glowed with the inner light of divine fire.

Aziraphale had to admitted he was rather excited to see what the children of Israel would make of them. After all, the Almighty so seldom make direct contact these days, especially not to hand-deliver a Being a Good Human manual.

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iwouldfuckaziraphale

Anonymous asked:

In masters of sex, michael sheen fucks Virginia rough against a wall. I would very much like that, except with Aziraphale. I want him so turned on and horny that he can’t wait and has to top me there and then. Needy and desperate, taking what he wants. (Followed up by the sweetest aftercare and making sure I’m ok and that it was good for me)

confessions lemon having watched that scene like twenty times... same aziraphale desperate and horny... good shit Anonymous