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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I’ve seen various headcanons about this, but I’ve seen and held ringneck’s before. You gotta understand, they’re tiny. Full grown, they get to maybe 15 inches.

So imagine Crowley, low on power for whatever reason, being this size (or smaller):

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Then imagine Aziraphale trying to be so careful with him. Probably can’t even bring himself to put Crowley in a pocket in case he somehow squishes him. 

crowley aziraphale ineffable husbands otp: ineffable good omens anthony crowley sneks i effin love these little dudes see the babies a LOT when that time of the year hits they're everywhere and so bitsy and i'm typing this with a snek named aziraphale that's 4ft+ on my lap lol go headcanons headcanons turtle's headcanons blitz