[artlowe]

Hello.  I watched Good Omens.  These two mean a lot to me now.

Also they’re in love:

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Back On My Hellacious Bullshit

“Really, my dear, you needn’t be brash.”

Aziraphale was the only living-….sentient being on Earth today that could get away with the word ‘needn’t’ without a prescription. Crowley usually wasn’t quiet about his resentment thereof, but today he was. Because he would absolutely cop to the fact that he had been brash, and he would absolutely cop to the fact that it was ‘needn’t.’

“Fiiiiiiine,” he drawled, pouring another very large glass of 1961 Haut-Brion, very careful to not spill a single drop. He was a demon, he wasn’t wasteful. “Then you tell me. What is the point of saving the whole blessed Earth without a little bit of applause?”

Aziraphale did that thing with his lips and cheeks and eyes that made him look just a bit like a sugar glider, and then he was smiling softly.

“If you want applause, my dear, I can see what I can…rustle up.”

Crowley would never admit that his mouth went drier than an arid biome at that.

“Fuck off, Angel,” he finally growled, turning his entire face away, making sure his sunglasses were firmly in place.

“You wish,” cooed Aziraphale, cherubic smile gracing his lips.

[starsshinedarkly77]

~oH LoRd, Heal This Bike~ is the funniest thing anyone says in the entire show I’m just saying

[jacqcrisis]

Best part of the whole damn show

When the old dude couldn’t pick up his fucking dog

[wildeoscars]

Lost in the Cloud : An Aziraphale Fanmix

Disguise the vision ‘til the time has come

1. Johann Sebastian Bach- Gavotte (Tempo Di Boria) 2. Sleeping At Last- Sun 3. The Mountain Goats- Genesis 30:3 4. Sufjan Stevens- The Transfiguration 5. Enya- My! My! Time Flies! 6. Regina Spektor- Man of a Thousand Faces 7. Maz Raabe- Ich Tanze Mit Dir In Den Himmel Hinhein 8. Frank Sinatra- A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square

[listen]

Blasphemous Rumors : A Crowley Fanmix

I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor

1. Aurelio Voltaire- Almost Human 2. Bauhaus- God in an Alcove 3. The Psychedelic Furs- There’s a World Outside 4. The Velvet Underground- Temptation Inside Your Heart 5. The Cure- The Snakepit 6. Depeche Mode- Blasphemous Rumors 7. The Smiths- Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want 8. Queen- I Want To Break Free

[listen]

[taodraws]

So yea Crowley as Hauru in the movie Howl’s moving castle, because of my AU

It’s called Crowley and Az’s moving bookshop

[tumblingclockwork]

“WHY IS DOCTOR WHO IN HELL???”

— my sister, walking in on me watching Good Omens for the 14th time.

[ineffablequotes]

Aziraphale: Jail is no fun, I know that

Crowley, surprised: You’ve been there?

Aziraphale: Once, in monopoly

[noirfos]

Can we talk about how good Mark Gatiss and Steve Pemberton were in this scene

[theirdarkreturning]

So I don’t know why this hasn’t been done yet, but I need a fic (I might write a fic) where Crowley and Aziraphale get accidentally married

It’s perfect, you see. After the Apocawasn’t, Adam did a Lot of Things to the Universe. He changed reality. He fixed things that needed to be fixed. He fixed the Bentley, he fixed the bookshop, and well. He just sort of assumed that these random people who showed up that day were married.

He’s eleven and they acted married, so how was he supposed to know they hadn’t figured their shit out yet?

Anyway, a few weeks pass and Aziraphale and Crowley are in the bookshop, hanging out, drinking, etc, and while things are going good, their relationship has lasted maybe a day relative to their lives together. They’re not even living together yet!

And they notice a framed paper on the wall that they’ve never seen before. They take a closer look. It’s a ketubah.

It has their names on it. Their real names on it. And their signatures somehow.

Aziraphale and Crowley were accidentally married by the Antichrist and now have to figure out what to do without drawing further attention to themselves from Heaven and Hell, OR, even worse - taking things to the next step