zeearts
its almost 4am but i cannot let go of this crossover
UPDATE: now with a thrilling sequel
I would like to see it
ladyyatexel
kittyknowsthings
Finally a fresh fucking take on the Joker.
Michelle Gomez?
YES
MICHELLE GOMEZ
I DESIRE THIS WITH MUCH DESIRING
@ladyyatexel If I had the money to spare I’d commission you to draw this like, immediately.
Ooof you got me with Michelle Gomez💚💜
darkstrangerx
muiromem
spending 90$ all at once: bad
spending 30$ three days in a row: somehow not a problem
Realizing after three days that $90 still came out of your account:
How the hell are you people so bad with money
Monkey brain not evolved to deal with numbers larger than 5
Grug not accustomed to fiat paper
Me see things and want them. I just have to give them plastic card. Which they’ll give right back so I don’t rlly lose anything
darkstrangerx
muiromem
I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”
bmouse
tofuloo
Y’all almost beat my ass when I said this awhile ago but it’s true!
this is actually the primary reason me and my ex broke up. as an only child I’m very used to being alone and he didn’t grow up that way so it reqlly bothered him. whenever I wanted alone time he worried that that really meant I wanted time with other people and I’m just like what????? people need space. period. a relationship is not a contract for ownership. your partner is a whole person with their own shit before, after, and during your relationship.
The tags killed me
bmouse
seriousmelam
I bet crowley tells anyone that asks that he’s a demon but no one ever believes him
cashier: hey man cool shades but why do you wear them at night
crowley, taking off his glasses: I’m a demon
cashier: cool contacts bro
That’s exactly how it would happen though.
niceprophecies
darkstrangerx
muiromem
I can just see Jake giving Holt a “gag” card with a popup heart for father’s day… Holt doesn’t appear to change expression except for the slightest smile but it cuts to him showing the card to Kevin over dinner and he says, “You should have seen me, Kevin. I was a blubbering mess over a simple card, it was quite unbecoming of me. I intend to put it up on the mantel.”
darkstrangerx
spockoandjimjim
Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017
AHAGSHKSGSKSLK THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ABOUT?????????
This is really funny oml
The thrilling conclusion
fishyfishyfishtimes
