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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I’m very soft about the idea of Aziraphale giving Crowley a plant because he knows Crowley likes plants and isn’t that just darling? And he’s so proud of himself when he gives Crowley this little plant, so of course Crowley pretends to be excited about it, but in reality he’s so stressed out because he Can’t be Mean to this plant because AZIRAPHALE gave it to him. So he just starts keeping this little itty bitty plant on the opposite end of his house from the other plants and talks to it very gently like ‘you’re very lovely- dont you dare give the other plants any ideas about me being nice- your leaves are growing so well-’

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