[flowery-king]

Anonymous asked:

Crowley in snake form, trying desperately to unbutton Aziraphale's shirt because it's cold out and the angel is always soft and warm: LET ME IN. LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!

Yea okay but do you know how cold snake scales are -

Besides, there are other ways of taking in all your husband’s body heat

[niceprophecies]

[greenbergsays]

listen, fam, I am not usually one to deliver The Angst, but the thing you gotta know about me is that I do not suffer alone

So I need you to know, I absolutely need you to know, that as Aziraphale watches Crowley walk away, after he (Aziraphale) declares that it’s over between them

there is the slightest little lip wobble. did you see it??? HERE, LEMME GIVE YOU A CLOSE-UP

kill me now

JUST LOOK AT THE HEARTBREAK ON HIS FACE. Because he knows–he just knows–that this is it. Six thousand years and this is the last time he’ll ever see Crowley.

Even if he manages to stop Armaggedon, this is it. It’s over. He said it was over. Why did he do that? He doesn’t WANT it to be over. Six thousand years wasn’t enough, how is he gonna manage six thousand more without him?

the OTHER THING that I absolutely need you to see again is Crowley’s reaction to being told it’s over

he just stands there and stares. He just stands there for so long that I can’t gif it because it’s too big of a file. That’s how thrown Crowley is

play it cool, play it cool, he doesn’t know he just smashed my heart into the finest dust. 

And the fact that Aziraphale only lasts a few seconds watching him leave?? before he has to look away??? It just fucking kills me. 

Not only is it too painful for him, but he knows that he’s hurt Crowley, even though Crowley will never admit it, he’ll just internalize it just like he’s internalized everything that’s hurt him since the Falling. Just like he’s internalized the hurt from the Falling.

stab me, it would hurt less

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

I honestly believe this right here is what makes him turn his back on heaven. He’s just said aloud the same lines he’s been using all along—we’re on opposite sides, we want different things, I don’t like you, I’m not like you. He’s just watched Crowley blaspheme the plan—he can’t be like him. But saying so feels so wrong. Before he could push any cognitive dissonance way into the corners of his mind because he really didn’t spend that much time with Crowley—he didn’t have that much proof that heaven’s propaganda about angels and demons being opposites was wrong. But after the last decade of working hand in glove with Crowley to save the world, with Crowley consistently being more principled and honest and compassionate about it then he is, and then just now seeing Crowley lay all his cards on the table and realizing that Crowley loves him for himself, not just as a means to an end—enough to run away with him, enough to leave behind everything for him—well. That’s enough to send him back on a desperate quest to demand answers from heaven, to prove they’ll side with him on this, to appeal to God herself to vindicate him, and finally to realize that if God’s telling him anything at all it’s only ever been through Crowley.

[niceprophecies]

[goodomenssource]

Have you encountered any problems from the opposition? They don’t suspect a thing.

[good-omens-fanart]

[fdevitart]

“That certain night

The night we met

There was magic abroad in the air

There were angels dining at the Ritz

And a nightingale sang in Berkeley square”

Well, what can I say.

I had read some of Terry Pratchett’s incredible books since high school, and “Coraline” by @neil-gaiman was one of my childhood books (no wonder I came out like this, but that’s beside the point). So when my wonderful friend @goddessofgodless told me to buy “Good Omens” about 3-4 years ago, I did it as soon and I could. 

And, boy.

 Oooh boy, did it change everything. I have re-read this book many times, both in my native language and in English. And NOT EVEN ONCE it has failed to make me laugh so much I had tears in my eyes. Of course, once I could have my Prime Video subscription, I binge-watched the tv show. No need to say that I loved that too: the cast is simply wonderful, Tennant and Sheen were the perfect choices and from now on I will only picture Crowley and Aziraphale as them.

Guys, treat yourselves and watch this absolute pearl. Or buy the book (which is always better). Or do both, at the same time. That’d be an interesting challenge.

[memeoryalpha]

[hughculber]

going over to jake and nogs place for couples game night would be insufferable. nog (31) still displays all the trophies he got in the academy and the only snacks he serves are pre-made veggie trays with fat free ranch dip. jake (32) wears a brightly patterned lounge robe with no shirt and keeps complaining about writers block. both of them spend the entire time rules-lawyering until you have to put Settlers of Space Catan in the banned games pile with Vulcan 3D Scrabble and the special ferengi edition of Monopoly

[roachleakage]

someone on here said something about an au where aziraphale is american southern and now I’m just thinking

“Folks who meet Aziraphale tend to figure three things: one, that he’s Virginian, two, he’s smart, and three, he’s queerer than a three-dollar bill.  They’re close to right, but no matter what the locals might tell you, Heaven’s not in Virginia.”

[cosmictuesdays]

[pearwaldorf]

Younger friends: is there anything similarly iconic for Bohemian Rhapsody in your generation as this?

Originally posted by submersivemedia

[gif: a scene from Wayne’s World of a bunch of people in car jamming to the guitar break in Bohemian Rhapsody]

This feels v specifically Gen X/Xennial to me, but I could be wrong!

[sosuperawesome]

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[elliemillah]

Crowley’s favourite film is Mary Poppins and this is exactly how he turned up to work every day*.

 *Aziraphale had to walk or take public transport, sorry babe.

[loxare]

Jason Ogg said “I’ll hit a motherfucker with another motherfucker”