anaander asked:
tanoraqui answered:
MILES VORKOSIGAN. AT THE AGE OF SEVENTEEN, TRICKED AN ENTIRE MERCENARY FLEET INTO FOLLOWING HIM WITHOUT CONSIDERING THAT IT WAS HIGH TREASON. AT AGE OF TWENTY-TWO LOCKED THREE CONSECUTIVE “SUPERIOR” OFFICERS IN ADJACENT CELLS, THREATENED TO BLOW UP THE EMPEROR, AND TOLD SIMON THAT HE JUST SORT OF ASSUMED HE’D HAVE WANTED HIM TO SAVE GREGOR IN ADDITION TO MAKING CONTACT WITH THE DENDARII (STOPPING A WAR WAS A PERK, AS WAS GETTING PAID THREE TIMES.)
SLEPT WITH A TEENAGE WEREWOLF IN A BASEMENT AND DEALT A BLOW TO ONE OF THE OLDEST HOUSES ON JACKSON’S WHOLE FROM WHICH THEY WOULD NEVER RECOVER. SOLVED AN INFANTICIDE, SAVED HIS BROTHER (AND, PERHAPS, BARRAYAR, BUT THAT WAS SECONDARY BY THEN), LED A MASS BREAKOUT FROM HELL ON CHARISMA (AND FOURTEEN SHUTTLES AND SEVERAL CARGO SHIPS) ALONE, AND SAVED THE CETAGANDAN EMPIRE…TWICE. YOUNGEST IMPERIAL AUDITOR EVER AND FIRST IN THE VORKOSIGAN FAMILY LINE, SO EAT THAT, PIOTR (he would be proud, I’m sure of it.) WON THE HEART OF EKATERIN NILE VORVAYNE VORSOISSON, WHICH HONESTLY IS A FEAT OF WHICH NO MORTAL MAN IS WORTHY.
NOT THE HERO MEGALOMANIACAL, MANIC-DEPRESSIVE, MACHIAVELLIAN MIDGET BARRAYAR DESERVES, BUT ALMOST CERTAINLY THE ONE IT NEEDS.




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