coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
Nintendo Magazine System #21, June 94 - Review of ‘Super Metroid’ on the Super Nintendo.
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Aziraphale kisses him.
“Oh,” Crowley says once they pull apart. “Take me to dinner first.”
“We’ve gone to dinner 589 times,” Aziraphale says, face scrunching.
“It’s a- It’s a jo–” Crowley’s ears go pink. “You’ve been counting?”
Imagine
Crowley shows up to meet with Aziraphale and just sees a group of people in their twenties walking away from the confused looking angel all smiles and waves and a thumbs up.
Crowley: what did they want angel?
Aziraphale: *with big confused eyes* Crowley? What is “steampunk”
Crowley: *has to hook his arms into the fence to keep from falling over from laughing*
Since Crowley doesn’t enjoy eating NEARLY as much as Azi, I’m picturing him trying god-awful food combinations just to drive Azi insane.
“Crowley, what are you eating?”
“Crepes.”
“Oh lovely! What are they filled with? Fruit? Chocolate?”
“Sushi.”
“…Wh…what?”
“Yeah you said sushi was good, but I don’t see what’s the big deal, it tastes awful with all this syrup and powdered sugar!”
Adam:”Crowley how do i get revenge on my enemies?”
Crowley:”I suppose the best revenge is letting go and live life to the fullest”
Adam:……..
Adam:”Aziraphale how do i-
Aziraphale:”Make them disappear and never come back”
I can’t decide what broke me more, Crowley’s constant acts of service, always showing up to save Aziraphel or make him happier… or Az’s extremely in love expressions.
Like, listen:
a. THE WAY HE LOOKS AT HIM even when playing “enemies”
b. His smile when Crowley appears to save him in France? SOFT
c. WHEN HE FALLS IN LOVE
d. That cutesy smile and blush????
e. The way his gaze lingers after the sexually charged moment AND HE’S LOOKING AT THIS LIPS BEFORE HIS GAZE GOES UP??
f. “to the world” but say it like it means “i love you”
gifs by @bonespockjim @leia-organa @deadlightcircus @julielilac
Crowley:”I’m having fruit salad for dinner”
Crowley:’Well it’s mostly grapes”
Crowley:’Ok it’s all grapes”
Crowley:”Fermented grapes”
Aziraphale:………
Aziraphale:”You’re having wine for dinner”
Crowley:”Yep”
i remember like a couple days after watching good omens i saw the tag #a/c for aziraphale/crowley and i instinctively went “haha air conditioning”, before i realized that it was actually a ship name for them lmao,, galaxy brain



