neil-gaiman
emmalily asked:
No. It’s a nightmarishly expensive fancy watch we borrowed from the manufacturer.
ineffableplan
gracehansonfailwife
Crowley *flirtatiously* : Angel
Aziraphale *with much adornment* : Wily old serpent
Crowley : t-that’s not how pet names work
zetabrarian
neil-gaiman
ineffectualdemon asked:
neil-gaiman answered:
I think he’d love The Good Place.
roachleakage
bogleech
Every time these fuckers show up.my whole family is like “the slugs’re back” like we’re in a farside comic with no discernable punchline. An annual ritual.
No the cat food is not for the slugs but if my family did leave cat food our specifically as an offering to non native slugs just to observe their return every summer that would definitely track
I THOUGHT I WAS MAKING A JOKE IM YELLING!! Gary Larson runs my life and I’m just happy to be here
zetabrarian
I particularly enjoy that brand of GO fan art which is just… Crowley Wallers All Over Aziraphale.
zetabrarian
inscarletsilence
Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.
The notes on this post are simply gold, do yourself a favor and read them
That last one, I feel that
bethtothefuture
schweetheart
You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.
some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts
me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose
fishyfishyfishtimes
mallsharks
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
he hates sea bunny?
AND leaf sheep??
good-omens-fanart
tal-shiar-fashion-police
