coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
predictably i’m fuckin obsessed with the show/them so uhhhh this will be my new merch IN SOME FORM
i just really love the idea of beelzebub being a fuckin child???? i know anna maxwell martin is an adult but beez is just so. baby. give me bratty stinky teenaged beelzebub ruling over all of hell, doing whatever she wants cuz she knows everyone has to listen to her. hastur and ligur being her pissed off babysitters who wonder daily how they got dragged into this in the first place. maybe i’m a sucker for the young ruling over adults trope but just imagine u arrive in hell and it’s just this fuckin kid in charge of everything. that’s a million times funnier
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I spent a very reasonable normal ordinary amount of time painting smooches and contemplating how lovely it must be to finally be kissed by someone you’ve desired for oh, say, 6000 years? and how it would be obvious if demon boy here were the one to completely take apart soft, shy Aziraphale but how it would be even better if it were the other way around. Crowley likes to think he’s really smooth and cool but the fact may be that, actually, he’s the soft one and maybe he’s pined so hard he doesn’t need much to completely lose his shit… and then there’s M*chael Sh**n being… like that and I-I-I……hjkj;;;f;f;;;;; maybe projected a bit too hard. I am feeling supremely awkward about myself and my life choices right now and I’ll probably have several breakdowns later about posting things like this on a website that doesn’t allow you to remove them ever, but look, I put some real fucking effort into those hands and faces and y’all are going to look at them
get a room
yes, I do make a video with this song for every fandom I join, but in my defense it is fucking hilarious
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