coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
vosquitransitis
Pepper: Truth or dare?
Aziraphale: Truth.
Pepper: What’s your credit card number?
Aziraphale: Well, dare then.
Pepper: I dare you to tell me your credit card number.
You don’t have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We’re on our own side.
Good Omens (2019), dir. Douglas Mackinnon, DoP Gavin Finney
I created Aziraphale and Crowley on Sims3 and they instantly fell in love
Aziraphale:
- Bookworm
- Proper
- Hopeless Romantic
- Good
- Good Sense of Humour
Likes: Crepes
Crowley:
- Daredevil
- Rebellious
- Good Sense of Humour
- Green Thumb (plants)
- Dramatic
Likes: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches … wine and coffee wasn’t available
thefineandnobleartofavoidance
All of you currently thirsting for Michael Sheen
(Good choice by they way, he is a top bloke) could do yourselves a favour and see if his episode of celebrity bake off is available on line. The man is an absolute master at non creepy/sexual flirting. Seriously, it’s both a delight and an education.
“he is soft, he is good, he is round. he is SHAPED like a FRIEND” - @witchlightsands about aziraphale








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