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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
fuckyeahgoodomens

Unfortunately they cut the scene where Aziraphale informs us about him bringing the tin of shortbread for the journey, but you can still see the tin with tartan pattern on the back of the seat in the scene where we see The Book was left behind, and also Aziraphale taking it with him after Crowley drops him off. :) 

good omens goodomensedit good omens spoilers aziraphale aziraphale's tin of shortbread in case they got peckish aziraphale and food ep2 and of course it has TARTAN pattern :) have you noticed it? deleted scenes script 2i17 2i21 fun fact
zetabrarian

My sister recently chopped her hair short (not for the first time, but definitely more severely than ever before) and she hates it so she keeps sending me questions about styling it and asking if she can risk cutting it shorter, etc.

I don’t know how to tell her that the secret is 1. Genetics and 2. Super duper not giving a fuck. (And also, optionally, 3. Be gay).

I barely brush mine, buddy. When I go to the stylist I say “shorter there but not here but also idk do what you want, you’re the expert.” I know nothing.

lancrewizzard imedic

Introducing the Uncle Friend

snakewife

  • distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)
  • has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–
  • absolutely should not be in charge
  • absolutely does not WANT to be in charge
  • you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff
  • wants to help you out when you’re sad???
  • may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case
  • absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween
  • you’ve never seen more impressive shoes 

If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend

i'm like half uncle friend and half grandma friend