[zetabrarian]

Anonymous asked:

Your vicious, violent, vulgar evisceration of the modern English language in an attempt to cause vexation in those whose eloquently stated opinions differ from yours is a despicable sight. Sorry, I'll dumb that down for you: ur a maroon nd the ppl who find u funnie r stoopid

thebootydiaries answered:

how much time do u think this person spent on thesaurus.com just to send me this message

[good-omens-fanart]

[mundanesalad]

Keep it subtle with the worm serpent on a string

[good-omens-fanart]

[loverboy-crowley]

Just a demon and his lizard 

[callixton]

finding this on david and catherine’s

much ado is the highlight of my week

[unrighteousbooks]

It has happened again. A couple, holding hands, entered the shop, then stopped in the middle of the room. The young woman said: “Three on three?” The man nodded. In unison, they counted to three and then said:

“Terry Pratchett, Terry Pratchett, Terry Pratchett.”

I do not know why.

[petermorwood]

[buzzybhee]

Cat sees snow for the first time

[bettsplendens]

@why-animals-do-the-thing an incredibly confused cat for your viewing pleasure.

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Hell yes unproblematic cute. This cat has no idea how to feel about the things falling from the sky. 

[coolcatgroup]

Very pure

[petermorwood]

Been there, seen this.

(1) The sky is broken.

(2) It is falling down in tiny bits.

(3) The bits are cold, they are wet and worst of all, they don’t taste of anything nice.

The truly weird part was Squeak’s reaction. AFAIK he was like all the other cats and wasn’t old enough to ever have seen snow before.

They stared in disgust from shelter, or headed straight back indoors, or in Kasha’s case did a passable impression of trying to hover while doing first one then the other.

But once it was deep enough, Squeak galumphed about in it as if that was exactly what it was there for. Evidently Norwegian Forest Cat genetic memories include more than “Grow Up Big And Fluffy.”

[fandomsardonic]

I know Neil Gaiman wants a good long break from television… BUT…

I mean, Good Omens was the first actually good adaptation of a Pratchett work. Like, I know Neil Gaiman was co-author and technically just adapting his own work, but having seen Good Omens, I can’t think of anyone better to adapt certain Pratchett works. Like, the Pratchett humor was there. On an actual screen. In its full glory.

I never thought I’d see the day, and it makes me hopeful that Pratchett works previously thought un-adaptable might actually be possible. 

[smallpotatoknitwear]

[felixandflower]

Crawling out of my creative funk—it’s been literal months since I’ve wanted to stitch.

Back at it with this Sherlock portrait.

Hand embroidered by Felix + Flower Embroidery.

[good-omens-fanart]

[aziraphaleee]

Beelzzzzzebub

[strangelyineffable]

[julisobsessed]

His smile makes my heart go ❣💞😘💕💗😍💖❤💟💓🧡😍😍❤💝😍💌❣💘💕💖💛

[forineffablereasons]

tfw you’ve been in a love with a guy for 6000 years and 5967 years into it he told you “you go too fast” about it but he still looks at you like this