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[sleepnoises]

i listened to a bunch of the killers songs while drawing this and then my 14-year-old self opened a time portal and deigned to fistbump me

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• crowley, holding aziraphale's thermos: holy water? more like dumb bitch juice
• aziraphale, voice breaking: crowley that stuff will kill you

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[crowleyraejepsen]

god: i have cast this questioning serpent out of heaven with the rest of lucifer’s armies

aziraphale, standing in front of crowley defensively: you’ve fucked up a perfectly good angel is what you’ve done. look at it, it’s got anxiety

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[linscoresby]

Q: Thou are notified that thy kind hath infiltrated the galaxy too far already

Picard:

[first-iotian-in-starfleet]

#Q has started manifesting in my bed physically

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[demonic-mnemonic]

Sometimes I just sit and think about how Aziraphale and Crowley spent several years giving some ordinary human kid THE weirdest possible upbringing of all time.

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[vitruvvianjohn]

Holmes chuckled and wriggled in his chair, as was his habit when in high spirits. “It is a little off the beaten track, isn’t it?” said he.

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[gayvy-navy]

from this thing

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[ako-sirin]

Hi, I’m in love with these two, bye.

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[crawleigh]

the essence of crowley’s being captured in one three word sentence

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[aziraphalesbian]

hastur: my name is hastur--

me: yeah i know

hastur: --la vista

me: *fucking spits out my water*