Marvel directors: Even when actors like Chris Evans do their own stunts, we make sure they’re VERY wired in and rehearse a lot before filming. We also add dangerous weapons in in post so there’s no chance of danger, even with a prop. :)
Good Omens directors: We’re making David Tennant DRIVE A FLAMING CAR and IF HE DIES, HE DIES
I just had a revelation. We’ve all been so sure that Moist would be the next Patrician of Ankh-Morpork - it’s the only job truly suited to a man who can’t be happy unless he’s tap dancing on the edge of a knife while talking other people into stepping up to join him. Plus, he’s married to the woman who runs the greatest spy network on the Disc.
But has anyone bothered to turn it around and think that Adora Belle Dearheart - who takes shit from nobody, who speaks for the voiceless and employs the despised, who runs a highly productive company that happens to be the greatest spy network on the Disc - is married to a man who professionally tap dances on the edge of political knives? Who gave her (back) the Grand Trunk as a courting gift, and would certainly pass along the Oblong Office if she wanted it and it kept them both dancing?
The dwarves have a woman for Low King, these days. Maybe Ankh-Morpork is still a little wedded to humans, but they should certainly be able to manage a woman for Patrician. Adora Belle Dearheart for Patrician of Ankh-Morpork.
I Could Kill You, This Is An Option Available To Me As A Free-Thinking Individual But I Will Not Do So Because I Own Myself And I Have Made A Moral Choice.
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
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