Crowley had dark hair and good cheekbones and he was wearing snakeskin shoes, or at least presumably he was wearing shoes, and he could do really weird things with his tongue.
local dumbass runs around with feet magicked to look like shoes and wonders why he has problems
finally got my hands on the script book and it SPECIFICALLY mentions he’s wearing snakeskin shoes, so i must assume he is still only presumably wearing shoes and is, in fact, an entire dumbass
aziraphale on the phone with heaven, curling the cord around his fingers and giggling: and then ok ok ok so he was this wily adversary, just really really, you know, wily, and cunning, and and brilliant, oh, a wily old serpent really, and i was technically on apple tree duty but then–
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you