a bittersweet reunion
Crowley had dark hair and good cheekbones and he was wearing snakeskin shoes, or at least presumably he was wearing shoes, and he could do really weird things with his tongue.
local dumbass runs around with feet magicked to look like shoes and wonders why he has problems
finally got my hands on the script book and it SPECIFICALLY mentions he’s wearing snakeskin shoes, so i must assume he is still only presumably wearing shoes and is, in fact, an entire dumbass

trusthimhesadoctor
icestorming
i have no self-control
two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them
aziraphale on the phone with heaven, curling the cord around his fingers and giggling: and then ok ok ok so he was this wily adversary, just really really, you know, wily, and cunning, and and brilliant, oh, a wily old serpent really, and i was technically on apple tree duty but then–
Gabriel: Humans are so stupid.
Also Gabriel: Yeah uh…I wanna buy one of your uh book things… Porn? Yeah I wanna buy a porn.
Aziraphale










