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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thegestianpoet

and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

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“nailed it.”
prufrocking

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And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve

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he literally painted adam and steve

the-evil-twin

I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud. 

fairytaleonfire

The NYC Met museum had an exhibition where a projection of the Sistine chapel was paired with a bunch of Michelangelo’s sketches.

My friends… EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GAY. He wasn’t even trying to hide it.

He drew portraits of and for his crushes and boyfriends. He had KNOWN lovers and he definitely had a thing for young brawny men.

Historians: “oh, I’m such a genius, this man is referenced as his favourite. His love must have been a lecherous secret. Dirty, perverted, secretive.”

Michelangelo:

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Originally posted by rollingstone

love-in-mind-palace

I am laughing so much rn bless this

celticpyro

Michelangelo the original “horny on main” artist.

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navigaero

If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that.

saltylittleslytherin

My gay guy friend tried this to our straight friend and the response he got was “thought? More like hoped” and then he winked. That’s a real ally right there. 

cobaltdays

He really just scalped your poor gay friend on the spot didn’t he lmfao

xiaq

I tried this on a straight friend and he turned bright red and mumbled something about how he might be bisexual actually? so I introduced him to some of the other queer folks I know and flash forward 4 months he’s definitely bi and out to all of our friends and dating a guy on his intramural kickball team.

starstruck4moony

Loving all of this

mackenziechance

He played intramural kickball and y’all didn’t realize he was bi