[superdogbiter]

Aziraphale:”Okay Crowley you’re driving and Shadwell and I walk into your path. Quick what do you hit”

Crowley:’Oh definitely Shadwell”

Aziraphale:……”The brakes Crowley, you hit the brakes”

[wasabicouscous]

I do like aziraphale

[lesbiankermit-moved]

it just absolutely sends me like the bandstand scene where crowley asks azi to run away with him and they break up n he’s like “FINE fuck you i’m running away on my own!!!”

and then literally ten minutes later comes back like “run away with me, angel. we can live amongst the star and void where no one will ever find us, we can carve our bodies and souls into a place untouched by heaven and hell.”

what a fucking dramatic little gay bitch

[voohoor]

[thegayphysicist]

[ezkezpez]

Open thine eyes and rede I do say, foolish principalitee, for thy cocoa doth grow cold

.

Aziraphales true form perhaps?? It’s heavily inspired by @reshipkmn on instagrams recent art and the work of Peter Mohrbacher!

[mundanesalad]

Aziraphale’s bastardness increased significantly in the 200 years he’s worked in retail.

[andwouldntyou-lovetoloveher]

I just saw that the license plate of Adam’s father’s car is TARDIS backwards - SID RAT.

[duftonb]

« girl I will cover you when the sky comes crashing in 
I’ll go the distance, 
lead the way to your darkest sin 
you know there’s something coming down from the sky above »

                                        beelzebub × gabriel 

[taxfrauddotcom]

Good morning y'all I’m just sitting here committing minor blasphemy by thinking about the fact that the only thing in good Omens that TRULY fits that one 1 Corinthians verse:

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud…it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs….It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails”

is Crowley’s patient, selfless love for Aziraphale (: