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I have this headcanon that Aziraphale sometimes uses the computer in his shop to write up precise and articulate reviews of books, then publishes them on his Internet Journal (“I refuse to call it a blog, Crowley.”). He’s amassed quite a literary following and is very proud.

Crowley responds by setting up a YouTube channel and posting drunken book reviews. He, of course, does not read books, so each video is him consuming glass after glass of wine and shouting about book-to-movie adaptations as though he has read the book.

Aziraphale hates it, but he watches every video.

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iamschrodingersdog asked:

What is the plural of octopus? Octopuses? Octopi? Or is it like sheep...1 or 36 octopus?

An excellent question! The original Greek word was “oktōpous” which was latinized/modernized to “octopus.“ Because of this Greek root, the original plural is “octopodes” (oktṓpodes). However, the most common plural form in English is “octopuses,” which is what we use here at the Aquarium.

The plural “octopi” comes from the incorrect assumption that “octopus” is a Latin word. But, it’s so popular that it’s in the dictionary, and even though it’s not technically correct, it still gets the point across that you’re potentially dealing with several octopuses, so go for it if that’s what works for you.

Tl;dr: “Octopuses” is the plural we use here at the Aquarium, “octopodes” if you’re texting Poseidon, and “octopi” also works, especially when ordering eight desserts.