Mozart L'Opera Rock - Bim Bam Boum (720 HD Rus Sub)
hey this is Dope As Fuck
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I think about this every weekend
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me: could you pass the salt please?
my angel gf: sure *smites the couple sitting next to us in the restaurant and breaks a chunk off one of the pillars of salt left in their place before handing it to me*
me: baby we talked about this
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Crowley: [props feet on table] So I heard you like bad boys…
Aziraphale: …no.
Crowley: [takes feet off table] Oh thank Satan, that felt horrible.
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I have this headcanon that Aziraphale sometimes uses the computer in his shop to write up precise and articulate reviews of books, then publishes them on his Internet Journal (“I refuse to call it a blog, Crowley.”). He’s amassed quite a literary following and is very proud.
Crowley responds by setting up a YouTube channel and posting drunken book reviews. He, of course, does not read books, so each video is him consuming glass after glass of wine and shouting about book-to-movie adaptations as though he has read the book.
Aziraphale hates it, but he watches every video.
iamschrodingersdog asked:
An excellent question! The original Greek word was “oktōpous” which was latinized/modernized to “octopus.“ Because of this Greek root, the original plural is “octopodes” (oktṓpodes). However, the most common plural form in English is “octopuses,” which is what we use here at the Aquarium.
The plural “octopi” comes from the incorrect assumption that “octopus” is a Latin word. But, it’s so popular that it’s in the dictionary, and even though it’s not technically correct, it still gets the point across that you’re potentially dealing with several octopuses, so go for it if that’s what works for you.
Tl;dr: “Octopuses” is the plural we use here at the Aquarium, “octopodes” if you’re texting Poseidon, and “octopi” also works, especially when ordering eight desserts.