I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.
I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like
“That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”

![made A Frog with the bi flag colors!!
since everybody seemed to like this lil guy and since frogs are awesome i wanted to do another pride frögé :3
[available on my TeePublic storefront]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/51919090e6379cbe67f5c923bdd939ec/tumblr_pkklriH6fr1urqk0oo1_1280.png)


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