coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
Aziraphale: [loses Crowley in a crowd]
Aziraphale, yelling into the crowd: Crowley is the nicest person I know!
Crowley, materializing himself in front of Aziraphale and pinning him to the nearest wall: what in the hell did you just say?!
Aziraphale, sighing: there he is
sad-whoredak
listen guys, i know we’re all love aziraphale. but blease. do not forget. that is a little bastard baby. aziraphale is not always a sweet uwu bean he is mean, cheeky, and callous
Good Omens shippers in a frenzy over the showrunners saying that Aziraphale and Crowley obviously can’t be gay because they’re angels, and therefore can’t be labelled according to human concepts of gender and sexuality.
Destiel Shippers:

pigeonstatueconundrum

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