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dream-wreck

proposition for a new meme format

“You’re probably wondering [insert query here].

First we must consider the question: [something seemingly irrelevant but actually directly related to aforementioned query]?”

For example:

You’re probably wondering where Crowley has gone. First, we must consider the question: How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Another:

You’re probably wondering what all these bodies are doing in John Wick’s house. First, we must consider the question: why does John own an empty dog bed?

not a direct quote but theres too much extra dialogue there for a smooth format idk my brother and i couldnt breathe over all the examples tonight at dinner good omens crowley john wick
raechelrae

Beelzebub: Crowley is late

Hastur: How did this happen? I called him at 8 this morning and pretended it was 11

Ligur: I printed up that fake schedule that said we were starting at 9 instead of noon

Dagon: I set all of his watches and clocks to say AM when it’s really PM

Beelzebub: Oh no, we may have overdone it

*meanwhile*

Crowley: WHAT THE HEAVEN TIME IS IT

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lt-sarai

“Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn’t see why anyone else should. But Crowley liked sleep, it was one of the pleasures of the world. Especially right after a heavy meal. He’d slept right through most of the 19th century, for example. Not because he needed to, simply because he enjoyed it.”*

-Good omens, Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

*Although he did have to get up in 1832 to go to the lavatory.

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