thesundaytea asked:
You and me both man, you and me both

thesundaytea asked:
You and me both man, you and me both

dream-wreck
“You’re probably wondering [insert query here].
First we must consider the question: [something seemingly irrelevant but actually directly related to aforementioned query]?”
For example:
You’re probably wondering where Crowley has gone. First, we must consider the question: How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Another:
You’re probably wondering what all these bodies are doing in John Wick’s house. First, we must consider the question: why does John own an empty dog bed?
I’m sorry but the good omens title song is a BOP. Like, much more than I expected or thought I’d be.
raechelrae
Aziraphale: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I like Crowley
Crowley: *enters the room*
Aziraphale: Go away
raechelrae
Beelzebub: Crowley is late
Hastur: How did this happen? I called him at 8 this morning and pretended it was 11
Ligur: I printed up that fake schedule that said we were starting at 9 instead of noon
Dagon: I set all of his watches and clocks to say AM when it’s really PM
Beelzebub: Oh no, we may have overdone it
*meanwhile*
Crowley: WHAT THE HEAVEN TIME IS IT
listen. I’ve been on tumblr (unfortunately) since like 2011. I’ve spent a huge chunk of it in fandoms and I gotta say I’ve never seen all of tumblr turn to one fandom overnight like we have with good omens.
“Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn’t see why anyone else should. But Crowley liked sleep, it was one of the pleasures of the world. Especially right after a heavy meal. He’d slept right through most of the 19th century, for example. Not because he needed to, simply because he enjoyed it.”*
-Good omens, Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
*Although he did have to get up in 1832 to go to the lavatory.