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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Lee says:

We’ve gathered up all you need to know about the basics of packing and standing to pee! (Standing to pee is abbreviated as STP)

General packing info:

Buying a packer:

Making a packer:

Standing to pee:

Once you have a packer:

Warnings:

  • Don’t shop at packer locker (It’s a scam and Lee lost $15 dollars from them that they never got back and others have lost more)
  • Don’t shop at The Ultimate Prosthetic (This is also a scam and people have lost hundreds of dollars and never recieved products)
  • Don’t shop at FtmConnect (the owner is racist and his customer service is bad)
  • Don’t shop at STP Ninja (it’s the same guy from FTM connect using a different name)

Followers, feel free to add on!

casenumber825

Then vs Now

(Now what do we think caused Aziraphale’s change of heart….)

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(Oh yes… that’s right… he fell in love)

aziraphale crowley good omens ineffable husbands goodomensedit goodomenstvedit aziraphale x crowley michael sheen david tennant good omens prime honestly i could do a whole think piece based entirely around that argument scene and how it relates and calls back to other moments in the show it's so well done and i think about how aziraphale's feeling for crowley evolve over time a lot like a lot a lot i love them
iwilltrytobereasonable thebibliosphere
thebibliosphere

Do you ever think about Aziraphale going out of his way to learn internet lingo just to make Crowley cringe in his own skin? Cause I do. (I’m still not entirely unconvinced that wasn’t why he learned to do sleight of hand magic. “You’r an angel, Angel! You can just summon the right card!” “But wouldn’t that rather be like cheating!” “IT’S HUMAN MAGIC, IT’S ALL CHEATING”)

Like the first time he says “LOL” out loud. “Ell-oh-ell, as the kids say” he says cheerfully and Crowley nearly slams the Bentley into a duck pond cause his brain just tried to escape what his ears just heard and subsequently goes off on a ten minute rant about how no one says it out loud, you’re not supposed to say it out loud, Angel. All the while Aziraphale is feigning politely confused ignorance, and thoroughly enjoying the tangent Crowley has now sneeringly diverted onto, snipping and snarling his way through his syllables, eventually admitting that while he claimed responsibility for the addition of YouTube comments on videos, that was just another thing humans came up with all on their own.

“Fascinating,” is all the angel has to say for himself, and the incident is quite forgotten until he does it again, this time responding to something Crowley says simply with “meirl” and for a split second Crowley thinks it’s some sort of German word he’s actually forgot exists until he realizes Aziraphale just said “me in real life” and whatever last few dregs of his soul that exist shrivel and die.

And it just keeps happening until one day Crowley catches the flutter of amusement behind Aziraphale’s benign and guileless expression and realizes the smug git has been trolling him this whole time, and he’s simultaneously torn between being hopping mad about it (because that’s his job dammit) but also weirdly proud.

“You bastard,” he says, unable to keep the serpentine smile from spreading over his face, “how long were you going to keep that up?”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, my dear,” the angel replies placidly, taking a sip from his teacup and pulling a face, “this tea however is absolutely scorching. I do hope I don’t spill any. That would be quite the mood.”

sar-kalu

Oh my god, Joy your tags

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thebibliosphere

But can you imagine though, can you just imagine Crowley finding out the Them think he’s the tame hipster uncle and Aziraphale is the actual cool one.

“Him? What? No, I’m the cool one!” Crowley all but howls, waving a hand toward his angelic counterpart who is sitting at the kitchen table in the cottage sipping a cup of tea. “He hasn’t even changed his waistcoat since the 1890s!”

“So what you’re saying is he doesn’t ascribe to the model of unethical consumerism encouraged by late stage capitalism that keeps people shackled to their corporate overlords?” Pepper asks, giving him a bored look.

“What?!”

“Or that his sense of self isn’t tied to an arbitrary set of standards set by an industry hell bent on destroying values of self worth and happiness in pursuit of profit extolled at the cost of human dignity and life in sweat shops around the globe?”

“…What?!”

“My word Mrs Young,” Aziraphale says in the background, “this Victoria sponge is simply divine. You must tell me your secret. Another cup of tea? Oh well don’t mind if I do…”

iwilltrytobereasonable

Oh my FUCKING WORD

iwilltrytobereasonable meteormemoirs
meteormemoirs

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I literally do not care if a portmanteau exists, or if anybody thought of this yet, because I’m calling it this.

Is it the snake who’s charming the angel, or is it the angel who’s charming the snake? The answer is yessssssss.

iwilltrytobereasonable

I mean, Ineffable Husbands is well established and Air Conditioning (because A/C) is even older, but I do like this.

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