When Satan gives you the Antichrist, don’t accept it! MAKE SATAN TAKE THE ANTICHRIST BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN ANTICHRIST, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS!? DEMAND TO SEE SATAN’S MANAGER! MAKE SATAN RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE ANTHONY J CROWLEY THE ANTICHRIST! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I’M THE DEMON WHO’S GONNA STOP THE APOCALYPSE! WITH AN ANGEL! I’M GONNA GET THE ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE ANTICHRIST, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you

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