I love listening to Discworld audiobooks
But it’s a bad idea to listen in public because I spend a lot of time giggling or snorting with laughter, even if I know the book by heart some of the jokes still catch me by surprise
I love listening to Discworld audiobooks
But it’s a bad idea to listen in public because I spend a lot of time giggling or snorting with laughter, even if I know the book by heart some of the jokes still catch me by surprise
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No one knows why Death started to take a practical interest in the human beings he had worked with for so long. It was probably just curiosity. Even the most efficient ratcatcher will sooner or later take an interest in rats. They might watch rats live and die, and record every detail of rat existence, although they may never themselves actually know what it is like to run the maze.
But if it is true that the act of observing changes the thing which is observed, it’s even more true that it changes the observer
Found these poor angels over a year ago in the local goodwill, and this one just happened to bet sat in an improper placement lol

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time is hard
Alternatively:
“Oh look at the time
I have negative 3 minutes
Surely enough time to do X random thing that suddenly jumped into my brain”
The switcheroo scene: The real angst comes from Aziraphale looking at the holy water and Crowley looking at the hellfire, and both of them thinking the exact same thing. “My God, what if we hadn’t figured out the prophecy? What if it was him standing here instead of me? This is how he would have died, alone and in agony and surrounded by people who hate him.”
@trekcore posted these comparison images on twitter and it’s honestly so amazing how well they updated the Enterprise for Discovery!!!






They’re not exactly the same because let’s be honest here, it’s simply different times the shows are made
But this is as close to keeping the same but updating it for a more modern time 👍👍
I love it so much!!!
Me: I wonder what’s happening on my dash tod-
My dash: GOOD OMENS.
Me: What about -
My dash: ONLY GOOD OMENS.
Crowley, to the plant: You know what you’ve done. You’ve disappointed me.
–Later that day–
Crowley, walks into Aziraphale’s shop: Hi angel, I brought you a gift.
Aziraphale: Oh, another potted plant! How lovely. Though… is that a brown spot?
Crowley, snaps fingers and heals thy plant: I got it half price from the bargain bin.
Aziraphale: Ah well, thank you anyway. I’ll be sure to take good care of it. You know, I still miss the gardens of Babylon to this day…
The Plant: I-Is this… is this heaven???

So I was lucky enough to see the special development reading of the Good Omens musical tonight. I’ve compiled a brief list of the BEST THINGS ABOUT IT: