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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The only reason Anathema slept with Newt was that her ancestor predicted she would, and since she knows Agnes is always right she went on with it. But honestly Anathema had 1 - just met Newt, and 2 - didn’t find him particularly attractive or pleasant, so it’s pretty safe to assume that she just did it to follow precisely the instructions of Agnes’ book and that my take that Anathema is actually a lesbian is very plausible. In this essay I will-

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Okay finding Good Omens posts via Gaiman’s likes page is delightful and I should just do it this way for a while

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Can we take about how gone on Arizaphale Crowley is

Like how many times has he offered to whisk them off onto a different planet

Worrying over the angel, often

Or just small things he knows Arizaphale will like-removing the paint splatter, saving his books, saving him in general.

Getting shitfaced drunk and being absolutely devistated when he thinks Arizaphale’s dead

Then trying to somewhat cover it up when he pops back into the bar.

Like

Honey

Just

Tell him already.

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Fun Things To Find On Gaiman’s Likes Page: Pining Edition

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In Japanese folklore, the hone-onna, or bone woman, is a yōkai who most often appears as a skeletal woman. The most common legend states that the hone-onna will kill men by holding their hands and drawing out their life force until they wither into...

In Japanese folklore, the hone-onna, or bone woman, is a yōkai who most often appears as a skeletal woman. The most common legend states that the hone-onna will kill men by holding their hands and drawing out their life force until they wither into skeletons themselves.

Perhaps the most famous story about the hone-onna is the tale of Botan Dōrō, in which a young male traveller meets a beautiful young woman named O-Tsuyu, and immediately falls in love with her. They meet several times to make love, and one night, a curious neighbour peers into the young man’s bedroom, only to see him laying with a skeleton.

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Monster master list.

Suggest a spook.

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You drop a small piece of food on the floor, and decide to kick it under the oven/couch/whatever because you can’t be bothered to pick it up. As you’re walking away, you hear a very quiet “Thank you!” from under it.

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“No problem,” I say, the words passing out of my mouth on autopilot, before my brain engages and I freeze.

I turn, and look at the fridge. It seems to be the same fridge that was here when I moved in. 

I mean, I’m also kind of embarrassed. I never do that, I know that’s how you get roaches, but my back hurts so bad that getting up and down is next to impossible, much less bending over. “Um, you holding up okay down there?” I ask.

There was silence. 

“I know that we’re probably the only apartment in the building that doesn’t have a bug problem. That’s, well, that’s you, right?”

Again, silence. But I know I heard it.

“Listen, I can’t really bend over right now, but if you’re down there and hungry, like, there’s half a rotisserie chicken in there that’s about to go bad. I was going to throw it away, but if you could use it-”

“Yesssss. Please.” 

Well. Whatever it is, it’s well-mannered, anyway.

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