[vulgarweed]

[niahaki]

i’m trying to work here, crowley.

[ladyyatexel]

poking my head in to see if it is a dumpster fire in here

I find I have wasted less time and feel less anxiously sick without so much Tumblr in my daily diet so

Something to consider.

Going Super Hard on freelance work this week. My brain is very tired but doing illustration work makes me feel alive in every cell as much as doing data entry for state parole makes me feel dead to my marrow.

Feel like Captain Picard yelling that there are four lights at my office job. Still think my supervisor might be trying to get me to quit.

[veeteeshirt]

[exigencelost]

The problem with having lesbian moms is you try to be super cool and cut all your hair off and buy a leather jacket and wear boots all the time and then you go to some event in your neighborhood and all these women three times your age start cooing “oh you look JUST like your mother when she was your age, my gosh what a blast from the past, oh I just love your hair”

[exigencelost]

And let me be very clear, okay: I’ve seen pictures of my mom when she was my age, and she looked cooler than I ever will. My mom had exactly my fashion sense except she was two point five degrees butcher and habitually took over government buildings. My other mom was about six degrees butcher than that, and SHE had a motorcycle. Both of them have been charged with felony arson. I’m the prep member of my family and there’s nothing I can do about it.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[outofcontext-comics]

Um… your a girl

[professorsparklepants]

Anonymous asked:

I just saw that post that's been going around about dwarf spices being things that are, like, toxic to humans (& thinking that human food is super bland etc) and can't stop thinking about Carrot complaining to his watchmates about his low spice tolerance while he just snacks on some fucking habaneros or something

This is so fucking funny. Imagine his adopted parents’ horror when their kid almost dies eatinf something they thought was harmless.

[ineffableplan]

[good-omens-fanart]

[threemushroom]

Crowley decides to have the wedding in a church just for showing heaven how he tempts God’s servant to be his husband. 

[tio-trile]

@threemushroom Obviously they just have to:

[gaygamer]

[tinycartridge]

Dream Daddy coming to Switch, mobile soon ⊟ 

Game Grumps’ announced that its visual novel Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simualtor will release to Switch, iOS, and Android “in the very near future.”

Hey Dads, exciting news✨Soon you’ll be able to date these Daddies on the go! We’ll be dropping Dream Daddy for Nintendo Switch, iOS, and Android in the very near future. An official release date will be forthcoming, so stay tuned!❤️🧡💛💚💙 pic.twitter.com/tmZ6hoemg4

— Dream Daddy (@dreamdaddygame)

June 7, 2019

If you missed the PC/PS4 versions, Dream Daddy is “a game where you play as a Dad and your goal is to meet and romance other hot Dads. You and your daughter have just moved into the sleepy seaside town of Maple Bay only to discover that everyone in your neighborhood is a single, dateable Dad! Will you go out with Teacher Dad? Goth Dad? Bad Dad? Or any of the other cool Dads in this game?”

A bullet point from the same Steam page I copied that synopsis from lol: “So many Dad puns. Like, to the point where it made us all uncomfortable”. YES.

JOIN CLUB TINY AND OUR DISCORD Support Tiny Cartridge!

[gaygamer]

What?? And here I stupidly thought Dream Daddy would never make it to the Nintendo Switch eShop. Look for me to buy it *day* *one* :D

[popsunner]

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

[beyoncepatronus]

a.z. fell bookseller absolutely has a few weird fans who have his bizarre shop times memorised and haunt him by managing to buy at least one book a week