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The Discworld second gen au that’s been bouncing around in my head:

  • Young Sam. Ankh-Morpork’s first son. Looks exactly like you’d expect from a zygote whose DNA only decided between “big fat aristocrat” and “short skinny bastard” by way of fist fight. Amiable and agreeable, with a spine of steel and a tendency to hop cabs because he thought he saw an interesting species of bird.
  • Princess Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre. Known as “Baby Esme” in Lancre, “Spells” to the girls she went to boarding school with, and “Peggy” only on her own imagination. (Peggy isn’t a name for princesses). Went to school in Quirm at her father’s insistence, and is now considered too snooty for Lancre and too odd for Quirm, so she’s struggling to find a place to fit in. Determined not to be a witch, despite her natural talent, because witches aren’t allowed to muck about politics and she enjoys the mental exercise. Takes after her mother, with hair she keeps cropped short like a dandelion and a figure like an eleven year old boy who’s spilled peas down his shirt.
  • Princess Matilda Rose of Lancre. Decided to be a witch and marry Pewsey Ogg when she was four and will not take no for an answer. Because of this, she’s a very promising witch.
  • Prince Tom John of Lancre. The future king, named after his uncle. Quiet but creative, and cries with his mum when the baby birds they found in the garden die.
  • Dearheart von Lipwig. Clacks heiress. Dresses to be noticed so that everyone is looking right at her when she opens her mouth. Has good ideas and knows it, which unfortunately no one can begrudge her for because they are actually good ideas. Hates “the de Worde boy” with every fiber of her being, which is why she spends every party they both attend doing nothing but argue with him.
  • John von Lipwig. Goblins rights activist and union advocate. Quiet and unassuming and radiates trustworthiness. Makes his mother proud and his father wonder where they went wrong.
  • William Wynkyn de Worde. Unfortunately known as Wynkyn. In behavior and appearance every inch Sacharissa’s son, except for his tendency to dress like a vampire. Combined with the extremely obvious family name, it’s started a few rumors. Started planning the page spread for his wedding to Dearheart von Lipwig when he was seven years old, and has been continuously prodding her to figure out if she actually likes him or not ever since.
  • Some people claim the Duchess of Sto Helit secretly had twins with the part-time anthropomorphic personification of time, but no one has ever met them.

That’s…what I got

irisbleufic

Anonymous asked:

In the noah’s ark flashback you mentioned crowley looked seasick and in another chapter he said something like he has no allergies he’s aware of…can angels and demons even get things like allergies or motion sickness, do you think? Does it vary by corporation? Get a new body and suddenly you can’t eat peanuts or ride in planes or something

Indeed, at least in my extension of the GO universe, they can have allergies and get things like motion sickness.  And it does vary by corporation, mostly just chance of the draw.  As you read further in CoT, you’re going to find out that one of my OC versions of one of the Archangels (Uriel) has a silver allergy; she has issues wearing jewelry made from it.  You’ll also notice, more and more, that Aziraphale and Crowley have marked neurodivergences as part and parcel with their corporations.  I won’t spoil anything further!

good omens fanfiction aziraphale x crowley aziraphale crowley
sofacrawler forineffablereasons
bombshellsandbluebells

the BEST thing about Crowley is that he could have easily been the boring “suave, cool, sexy, womanizing demon/bad boy” stereotype we’ve seen five million times and he even kind of dresses in a way that makes you assume he will be but instead he’s an absolute idiot. a total dork. just a lame moron who thinks he’s way cooler than he is and has been pining for the same angel for 6000 years. there is nothing cool about Anthony J. Crowley and I love that.

good omens a j crowley
windmillcrusader

jakkubrat:

apeculiarangel:

pinkdementors:

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

i feel like this applies to a few things:

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okay this is wild to me because I definitely, absolutely chose to write sevens that way (zeros too, they both just look cooler like that idgaf), but I used to write twos with the loop naturally, and I consciously switched to the sharp boy instead

i actively chose to do the a & 7 on the right but the 2 on the left also to do 4s open on top
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aenor

we need a proper classification system for gay/trans content in media so we can stop confusing each other

aenor

level 0: literally nothing here

level 1: two white men interact and have 474859 fanfics on ao3

level 2: outright queerbaiting

level 3: well written relationships that can still be passed off as friendships, narratives and characterization that really speak to being gay or trans, stuff with That Vibe

level 3.5:  deliberately written as LGBT but censored into ambiguity (thanks @earthtotoddlerbitch!)

level 4: the elusive canon LGBTs. explicit relationships, characters saying “i am X”, etc.

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