niceprophecies
pirategf
Aziraphale’s bookshop
Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.
lynnafred
fantastic-mister-bugbug
#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that
don’t worry about it
martha you will not have my hands
warthehorsewoman
azirafuck
the four horsemen of the apocalisn’t
this was bound to happen sooner or later don’t @ me
based on this amazing thing
ao3feed-goodomens
read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2WezlRj
Most people were currently huddled in their basements or in their bathrooms, focused intently on their radios fearfully while sounds of lightning cracked outside their homes. Most people feared the incoming storm that, if the news reporters were right, was the worst storm in the country since the 16th century. But most people weren’t demons or angels, and said angels and demons had bigger concerns than storms.
Words: 594, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
azirafool
azirafuck
i’m like
fishyfishyfishtimes
mallsharks
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
he hates sea bunny?
AND leaf sheep??
ineffableplan
thatsbelievable
