[ineffableplan]

[achooho]

🤫

[azirafool]

[kokoko-sir]

picnic!!!

[meatball-surgeon]

*multi-organ failure ventilated patient drops their saturations*

first month on ICU: SHIT FUCK DAMN UHHHHHH GET THE BAG CALL THE BOSS CHANGE ALL THE VENT SETTINGS AND PRAY TO ST JUDE

final month on ICU: okay i’ve halfway fixed him…lemme just retrieve my coffee from the office real quick…so whomst got plans for the weekend?

[azirafool]

[aplgreen]

[bethtothefuture]

[frazelclapclap]

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

[nitrostreak]

What the FUCK

[sundaesweets]

[azirafool]

[fluorescentbrains]

very unfortunate that a significant chunk of good omens fandom seems to think aziraphale doesn’t fuck just because he’s an angel. he LOVES his worldly pleasures, why would he stop at gourmet sushi

[fluorescentbrains]

crowley on the other hand cannot finish without someone (aziraphale) looking him in the eyes and telling him what a good job he’s doing

[i-really-like-these-people]

[ealeczander]

today years old to find out he has a Scottish accent 

[i-really-like-these-people]

Doesn’t he have the Scottish accent in bodyguard?

[mariemarion]

… me neither, my dear

[max-wayne12]

[strangelyineffable]

[kokoko-sir]

he loves humans :’(