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“  Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch - by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
“ Country: United Kingdom
Language: English
Genre: Horror, Fantasy, Comedy
Publisher: Gollancz (UK) / Workman...
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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

- by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

Country: United Kingdom
Language: English
Genre: Horror, Fantasy, Comedy
Publisher: Gollancz (UK) / Workman (US)
Publication date: 1 May 1990
Pages: 288

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Crowley has a red underbelly!

From ScifiNow Magazine:

Crowley, meanwhile, is a bit more fickle, a bit more on thé cutting edge od fashion, while consistently maintaining thé aestetic od a snake.

“In the Garden of Eden, of course, he transforms from a snake to a man.” Anderson explains to us. “And we wanted to honour that, which was an expensive idea. I think there are only two pairs of his snake skin shoes in all of Europe. And we have amended them slightly because snake-Crowley has a red underbelly, so we made sure the boots have the seam of red…”

A red underbelly! That’s why Crowley often has a red piece in his clothing!!!

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“No dashing around on mad stallions? Nothing to make us cheer? No wild dreams?” said Sacharissa.
“Well, I’m already tidying the foyer.”
Sacharissa’s eyes narrowed. “Tidying the foyer? Who are you, and what have you done with the real Moist von Lipwig?”
“No, I’m serious. We have to clean up ourselves before we can clean up the economy,” said Moist, and felt his brain shift seductively into a higher gear. “I intend to throw out what we don’t need. For example, we have a room full of useless metal in the vault. That’ll have to go.”
Sacharissa frowned. “Are you talking about the gold?”
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