[bibliophile-with-tea]

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Chapter: Friday)
- by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

[bibliophile-with-tea]

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (Chapter: Saturday)
- by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman

[zingiberis]

Loving that Aziraphale is a bit plumped up in the promo pictures, thank you Neil & BBC 2

[lynnafred]

Anonymous asked:

Any chard stories? They're my favorite vegetables! I'm loving all of your farm stories!!!

Awww, thank you! I love chard too! It’s actually not a very gross veggie, to be completely honest. On my farm, we plant it in the spring and we can harvest it throughout the summer. If we don’t keep up with it, it’ll get these spots on it:

Those spots clrcospora leaf spot, and it’s a fungal disease that can wipe out your whole crop if you’re not careful. It can be controlled with spraying, but it’s just as easy to keep it clean while you’re harvesting. If it gets really bad, you can actually mow it down and it’ll grow back just fine! But it makes those leaves completely unusable.

(Psst, beets and chard are actually the same plant, beta vulgaris, and they were bred for two different things - Swiss chard for its leaves and beets for its roots!

[yedrindax]

[crowleys-bentley]

a n t h o n y j. c r o w l e y (An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards)

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Crowley, but he’s cosplaying as me who always forgets to take the hair tie off her wrist.

[ineffableplan]

[fjk-pic]

オーシャンズ8のパロディ

[lostboywriting]

Oh, I can do this one!

Crowley: One bite. Hey, eat it.

Aziraphale: Good grief. You’re a (insert mild insult of your choice)*!

Aziraphale: …Not terrible.

Crowley: (Heh heh) It’s great, right?

Text underneath: Parody of Ocean’s 8.

* 奴 (yatsu) is a really commonly used casual word that doesn’t exactly have a direct English translation. It’s a way of saying ‘person’ that’s quite contemptuous/disrespectful but can also be affectionate depending on context.

(Perpetual disclaimer: I am very much not the world’s best reader or speaker of Japanese, so if anyone sees I’ve messed anything up, please please please feel free to correct me.

私は日本語が上手じゃないので、すみません。間違いを見たら、教えてもらえると嬉しいです。)

[colonel-kira-nerys]

[elimgayrak]

WE WERE RIGHT!! THAT PART OF MICHAELS SPEECH WAS ALLUDING TO HIS FUTURE RELATIONSHIP WITH KIRK! DISCOVERY SAID SPIRK RIGHTS Y'ALL

[punkspockispunkrock]

AH HELL YEAH. GAY RIGHTS

[hebicakes]

I tend to plug earbuds into my phone and pretend I’m in a call with my friend when no, I’m just. Talkin to myself. Treating my stuff like a phone call with a bestie makes it way easier to deal with tho. 

[cleowho]

“I work in a shop now.”

Closing Time - series 06 - 2011

[shiftythrifting]

Proof that Winnipeg thrifting is among the shiftiest: value village really thought this amazingly abused NSFW table was worth money.. take a moment to admire the many many gems of obscenities written on here, the longer you look the more ones you can find and the funnier they get!