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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
rem-ir patricianandclerk

reasons nobby nobbs is the ideal boyfriend (to goblins)

patricianandclerk

  • very sexy and handsome by goblin standards
  • extremely stupid (goblins said himbo rights)
  • so tall!!!! so buff!!!! big cuddly man!
  • oh he dresses so nicely!!! bright colours! soft fabrics! wonderful!
  • very humorous, lots of jokes, very cute
  • so poetic!!!
  • good provider, turning out the stolen contents of his pockets will delight and astound the whole family, and possibly feed them
    • will bring you the lil screws or bits and pieces you need to make a mechanism work
  • unusually clean
nobby nobbs discworld THAT LAST ONE
ladyyatexel

Driving home yesterday was really a challenge. The double vision at car driving visual distance has gotten worse since Friday and Saturday. I’m hoping that this means that the swelling has moved and shrinking a little bit but it takes an incredible amount of effort to keep my eye squinted at all the right angles and amounts to eliminate the doubles and the warping.

I am unwilling to go into rush hour traffic like this