[theroyalsandi]

Emperor Akihito offered his hand to his wife, Empress Michiko, after stepping down from the throne. | April 30, 2019   

[july-19th-club]

“It’s not seeding, is it?” said Reg Shoe.

Windle grabbed one of the flakes. It was a crude rectangle, uneven and blotchy. It was just about possible, with a certain amount of imagination, to make out the words:

C L O S N I G      D O W N     S L A E

 E V E R Y T H I N I G       M U S T      O G !

“No,” said Windle, “probably not.”

He lay back and smiled. It was never too late to have a good life.

- Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

[kaelio]

there are a lot of Really Dumb premises that every star trek series should be required to do, and it is a fucking d.i.s.g.r.a.c.e we didn’t see them in many, many ridiculous variations

- “rascals” de-aging (but happening on the enemy vessel)

- HALLOWEEN and it upsets Odo a LOT

- body swap episode with sisko and dukat ,and sisko in dukat’s body is just trying to solve everything before he has to go to the bathroom

[thehomecominghero]

[happifying-things]

[homunculus-argument]

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

[janecrockeyre]

sometimes your dm throws you for a fucking loop and you just can’t recover

[myoxisbroken]

[good-omens-fanart]

[harkbus]

“I daresay, Crowley. I may begin to like you in this form.”

“Shove it, angel.”

“Now, now. Have a biscuit.”

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One of my favourite things of being in the Good Omens fandom (among the writers and artists - because they are awesome) is that Good Omens is a book. And with most non-illustrated books, a lot of the characters/mythos have to be visually imagined. So I spent most of today trying to figure out what Crowley’s serpent form would look like. I almost gave him legs to match the lore of Genesis, but they looked…gaudy. I’m sure Crowley of all people wouldn’t appreciate that.

What he would appreciate though, is speed. And the fastest land snake is the Black mamba, moving at 10-12 mph. (Yes, I just made a link to Wikipedia. Only Hell awaits me now.) 

I guess this is something along the lines of my headcanon (though if I could get him to wear sunglasses without them falling off his face, I totally would). 

And also look at these Black mambas; tell me they’re not Crowley:

Default Grin
Hastur Approaching Internal Freak-Out Mode
Appreciative Smile for “Finally, a good bottle of vino!” 

[ladyyatexel]

:D

What a fun