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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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lesbianshepard

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

silver-tongues-blog

When youre a wizard with a negative int but high deception and stealth

drpathetique dxmedstudent
sleepingbear21

Me: hi dr. Attending

Dr. Attending: oh please just call me Steve ha ha ha

Me: so dr. Attending where are we starting rounds

dxmedstudent

This was/is me.

mdinred

Having to worry about the whole formal vs informal you adds a fresh layer of hell to this

dxmedstudent

Or in the UK, working out who is a Dr, who is a Ms/Mr (surgeon) and who is a Prof.

drpathetique

I have the opposite problem of having no idea who out of Bob, Vlad or Karen deserves more of my time

Ah yes Vlad I took over rounds because you can’t seem to get off your ass and make a decision to save your life and I would probably let you have more of a say if I knew you were a licenced surgeon of several years because I seriously thought you were still in training but at least rounds were efficient this morning huh